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    drunk7daysaweek is offline Junior Member
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    Parking man raped

    I hate these bastards, dudes that give parking tickets are lower than lawyers and cockroaches

    Parking Enforcement Officer raped by enraged motorist

    I've came close to punching one out, but never felt the urge to do this hehe

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    You are probably drunk7daysaweek for real to post fake news from thegreenrabbit.com

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    lol what total BS! No reacharound?

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    Amusing story, yes.

    Totally fake tho.

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    The suspect then pulled out, leaving no evidence
    ROFL dont wanna leave any "evidence" in his a.hole


    Funny but fake, still good for a laugh

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    Hahaha, funny shiit

    I do hate those bastards, i am going to hit one across the face with a 2x4 if they go anywhere near my car

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    Grape! Grape!

    Don't you mean rape?

    No there is a bunch of them!


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    They don't even make it sound like a real story. What male police rape victim would candidly discuss being raped? "Nuggets" and "doggystyle". Anyone that believes this deserves to be raped themselves.

    Attention, what Mr. Knusack wishes he had paid to the Hispanic causing panic. As Arnold turned around to place the ticket on the windshield, he felt a pair of rough hands grasp his waistline. “With my back turned, he ripped down my pants, tearing my belt apart. I then bent over to pull up my trousers when I felt a sharp pain in my rectum as his nuggets bounced off my rear. The horror, it was excruciating!” Knusack cries. “I then fell against the hood of the car and he took my doggystyle. The service at the Ukrainian Orthodox Church across the street was ending and streams of people came out and watched, pointing their fingers and laughing. ‘Look at the fat man get porked’ they said. It was a real confidence-killer.”

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    funny **** lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    funny **** lol
    Anyone who has ever tried to stick it in there girls ass knows that it doesent exactly slide right in, i call bull ****. He stated it flew right in and the guys nuggets bounced off him. **** that....

    Bri

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    Lozgod, its a fake story, and holy crap, reading "as his nuggets bounced off my rear" almost made me pee myself.

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