04-12-2005, 08:45 PM #1
The best poker player in the world
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to
them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his
head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen
get some Refreshments.
Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked
under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted
that, well indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him
since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't,
should be at her house around 2 p. m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p. m.
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the
bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly
dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p. m. and upon entering the
house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for
few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And
he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after
Mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
04-12-2005, 08:49 PM #2
04-12-2005, 08:49 PM #3
HAHA, that was hillarious.
04-12-2005, 08:53 PM #4
That's a good one!!!
04-12-2005, 08:55 PM #5
a variation on an old joke but still a good one
04-12-2005, 09:01 PM #6
i'm gonna have to try that one sometime
04-12-2005, 09:05 PM #7Senior Member
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lol thats great.
04-12-2005, 09:23 PM #8
lol that one is a keeper lol
04-13-2005, 06:52 AM #9Senior Member
Originally Posted by Prime
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Very funny though!!!
04-13-2005, 08:11 AM #10
Thats a good one lol
04-13-2005, 09:05 AM #11
thats so fcked up hahahahaa
04-13-2005, 09:21 AM #12
04-13-2005, 10:42 AM #13
was the john in the story john juanda??
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