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    Know your state moto...

    KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
    Alabama
    Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.

    Alaska
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

    Arizona
    But It's A Dry Heat.

    Arkansas
    Literacy Ain't Everything.

    California
    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

    Colorado
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

    Connecticut
    Like Massachusetts,
    Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

    Delaware
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

    Georgia
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

    Hawaii
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

    Idaho
    More Than Just Potatoes...
    Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois
    Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas
    First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana
    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

    Maine
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobstah

    Maryland
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (or Most Tax Brackets)

    Michigan
    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

    Minnesota
    10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi
    Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana
    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
    and Very Little Else.

    Nebraska
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada
    Hookers and Poker!

    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto. Right here!

    New Mexico
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney...

    North Carolina
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio
    At Least We're Not Michigan

    Oklahoma
    Like The Play, But No Singing

    Oregon
    Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania
    Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island
    We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina
    Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

    South Dakota
    Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee
    The Edyoocashun State

    Texas
    Sí, Hablo Ingles
    or
    We execute more prisoners than you do.

    Utah
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont
    Want some maple syrup with those pancakes? Yep

    Virginia
    Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington
    We have more rain than you do

    Washington, D.C.
    Wanna Be Mayor ?

    West Virginia
    One Big Happy Family...Really!

    Wisconsin
    Come Cut The Cheese

    Wyoming
    Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

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    Mine wasnt that great.

    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

    Some funny ones though.

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    Hahahahaha I'm from Mississippi and the motto listed is spot on. You know what they say about MS................if it didn't suck so much Louisiana would slip off into the Gulf of Mexico!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    Mine wasnt that great.

    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

    Some funny ones though.
    Shut up and show me some pictures. hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    Hahahahaha I'm from Mississippi and the motto listed is spot on. You know what they say about MS................if it didn't suck so much Louisiana would slip off into the Gulf of Mexico!

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    Washington, D.C.
    Wanna Be Mayor ? HAHAHAHAH

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    Pa....cook with coal what the hell is that...it should definatly say be somthin about football cuz thats all life is about here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel
    Kentucky
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
    What a bunch of bullsh!t!! We have at least 20 that I can think of.

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    **** alot of them are funny and i dont even live in the US, all these american tv shows have corrupted my fradigle mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNatural3456
    Pa....cook with coal what the hell is that...it should definatly say be somthin about football cuz thats all life is about here
    I was expecting something about either deer or corn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redmeat
    I was expecting something about either deer or corn.
    I agree...the whole **** state shuts down during buck season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Death
    What a bunch of bullsh!t!! We have at least 20 that I can think of.
    Hyphenated names don’t count Mr. Death. You have fifteen names and that’s just the way it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNatural3456
    Pa....cook with coal what the hell is that...it should definatly say be somthin about football cuz thats all life is about here
    It's all about coal mister...get over it. You guys probably feed it to your deer and football players. Freaks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel
    I agree...the whole **** state shuts down during buck season.
    Schools in MS shut down for the first week of deer season every year. They had too really, everyone would call in sick anyway. One time I went hunting and ran into my teacher and the principle.

    I think I spelled principle wrong.....FU.....we don't need to know how to spell in MS. When you can do something others can't they make fun of you.....and everyone in that state can't spell. hahahaha

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    NH - Go away and leave us alone. That sounds about right.

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    theres nothing fundamental about extreme....powerade

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    the SC one is TOO true...I once had a girl throw a tantrum at a party because someone said at a party "im gonna do like the north and rape and pillage this party". The girl flipped out because her families plantation was burned down by general grant or some garbage. Oh and I'm called a yankee everyday like it was an insult to me or something.

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