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    Joke for the morning

    The Eulogy
    >
    > She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon
    > married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
    But
    > she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
    >
    > Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher
    > prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman
    > who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
    >
    > In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."

    > Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, "Is he
    > referring to her first, second or third husband?"
    >
    > The neighbor replied, "I think he's referring to her legs!"

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    nvr2bigsnd is offline Associate Member
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    thats good!

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    ReX357 is offline "Toughest & Best Looking Guy Around Here"
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    lol

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