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    fired secretary

    So I fired my secretary today because,,,,,


    Yesterday was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good


    that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant


    and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.


    As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any


    Happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the


    children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say
    a word.


    So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and


    despondent..


    As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good


    morning, Boss "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone


    had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door


    and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your


    birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, " that's the
    greatest thing I've heard all day."


    "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
    instead we went out to a


    private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
    tremendously.


    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a


    beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I


    said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."


    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I


    think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more


    comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied.


    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came


    out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife,


    children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.


    And I just sat there ----


    on the couch ----


    naked.

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    that ranks up there with the guy going out to his truck to get his condoms....

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    Oldie but still good

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    muhahahaha

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    lol!

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    Always a classic....JC

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    haha!

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    Holy crap thats awsome i would go nuts if that happend to me

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    So did he do them all or what??

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    Holy crap, I thought this really happened untill someone posted "oldie". **** thats not funny!!!

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