04-20-2005, 12:44 PM #1
Johnny is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
This is Johnny's homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it
look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch Israel".
9. Undermine - They's a fine lookin' ho stayin' in the crib
10. Ac oustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me
acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle
Iraq, you break.
12. Stain - My moms-in-law came by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain
13 Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my
15. Omelette - I should pop a cap in yo' ass for what you jus' said, but
omelette dis' one slide.
04-20-2005, 12:46 PM #2
LMMFAO!! Bro this sh*ts hillarious, funniest posts Ive read in a while.
04-20-2005, 12:54 PM #3
04-20-2005, 12:55 PM #4Originally Posted by Maraxus
04-20-2005, 12:56 PM #5Originally Posted by Maraxus
04-20-2005, 01:01 PM #6
not in the least.
04-20-2005, 01:27 PM #7
04-20-2005, 01:46 PM #8
hahah i love plays on words
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