04-21-2005, 01:28 PM #1
The PERFECT Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later. I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The MAN hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
Then the MAN asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
04-21-2005, 01:43 PM #2
ha.....made me laugh
04-21-2005, 02:31 PM #3
04-21-2005, 02:42 PM #4Female Member
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That's a cute one HH
04-21-2005, 02:59 PM #5Anabolic Member
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- The land of stars
That is freakin hilarious.
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