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    You know you are using too much juice when...

    You know you are using too much juice when…..

    1. You cut yourself shaving and water comes out
    2. You think there is a great market for 100lb plates
    3. Your best pick up line is “Whatcha bench?”
    4. You spend more on gear than your mortgage
    5. You own ANYTHING that says “Otomix” on it.
    6. Your arm is bigger than your girlfriend’s waist.
    7. You have to shave more than twice a day… your BACK that is.
    8. Your grocery bill is 5x higher than your car payment.
    9. You produce more medical waste than your local hospital.
    10. You have been stuck in the a** more times than Jenna Jameson.

    Feel free to add on bros!

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    don't have any to add right now but thats funny as sh!t lol

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    11. When your nuts are about the size of your 6year old nephews.
    12. When your source is also your best man at your wedding.

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    13. When you can't wait for your next daily injection in the morning.
    14. When you are using four different Anabolic compounds and are trying hard to think of a fifth to add.

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    15. When u use losing afew drops of blood/gear from a shot as an excuse for doing the shot again.

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    16. You laugh at your doctor when he asks you if you're afraid of needles.

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    17. You think turning over cars is a healty exercise

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    18. You've got ur source's Bday memorized but ur wife and kids bdays are on the calender.
    19. You look 4ward to the first day of ur cycle more then Sex, Xmas, Bday, etc.

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    18. when u can't scratch 99% of your back

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    19. when every door in your house has a hole in it
    20.when you go through 10 playstation controlers a week
    21. you have to pull to the shoulder of the road to regain composer because the guy in front of you is doing 1mile under the speed limit

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    22.When you take more kinds of tests then your math class

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxex
    20.when you go through 10 playstation controlers a week
    OMG LOL

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    LMAO!!! I love it:-)

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    23. you take the day off of work just to wait at home sittin by the mailbox waitin for your gear to come like a little kid on christmas

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    24. when you are reading this F**king post

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    Quote Originally Posted by insanepump621
    23. you take the day off of work just to wait at home sittin by the mailbox waitin for your gear to come like a little kid on christmas
    Your crazy bro, I would never take off of work just for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxex
    Your crazy bro, I would never take off of work just for that.
    I just take a 4 hour lunch break and tell them I ran out of gas.

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    25. When you find yourself thinking more about gear and everything involved from the chemistry to the dosage than anything else in your life.

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    26. when you find syringes with your utincils

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    BAAA-ha-ha!!!! You guys are f-ing nuts!

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    27.when after injecting u almost have an orgasm.
    28.when ur bottle becomes dry u start punching wholes in the wall.

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    29. When your injection day is your favorite day of the week

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    lol make this a sticky

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    30. When u cried like a 5 yr old girl because u dropped ur bottle of homebrew and it broke
    31. When u keep pictures of ur gear in the photo section of ur wallet
    32. When u get a hard-on looking at the pictures of the gear in the photo section of ur wallet

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    33. When you say no sides after 4 months lets go another 4

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    34. when your backround of your cameraphone is a bottle of test

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    This is f*ckin hilarious. And true.

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    35. After sex you benchpress your girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by YVR
    16. You laugh at your doctor when he asks you if you're afraid of needles.
    I just tell my doctor that I'll do the injections myself.

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    36. Your child's first word is DECA !

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    37. You've grown so tired of 23" and 21" pins breaking in ur rock hard quads that u just punch a hole with a 18" and pour that sh!t in now.

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    38. You look so damn good that you're afraid you just might turn into a self - sexual.

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    39. When you can no longer hide it in the corner of your closet you need a separate room

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    40. When you become impotent, you inject TEST instead of taking viagra

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    41. when u start beating the living schittttt out of fruits in the fruit basket.....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by tbrocato
    36. Your child's first word is DECA!
    hahaha thats f*king awesome...

    lol is this a sticky yet?

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    42. When u beat ur dick 3-4 times a day like a redheaded stepchild who owes u money.

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    43. When you've done so much roids u don't need to measure it out anymore u prefer to "wing it" on the dosage

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    44. when you ask your source if he will take the empties back and give you a refund for them.

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    45. When instead of buying some new clothes because your growing out of what you own you spend it on your next cycle.
    46. You have your d-bols in a vitamin jar at work.
    Last edited by WildCh1ld; 05-25-2005 at 11:56 PM.

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