Thread: Happy AR Fathers day
06-17-2005, 09:28 AM #1
Happy AR Fathers day
Yes Yes its on Sunday, I know but I dont plan on sitting in front of a PC all weekend. So I Wanted to wish all the AR dads out there a great fathers day. actually lets send this out to all Fathers everywhere.
The following joke is sick as hell, and just as funny
In the hills of Kentucky, Ruth had but one week to finalize her school dance plans. Her boyfriend did not have a car, so she figured she would have to borrow her dad's car. So she asked her dad, "Can I use the car Saturday night?"
Dad replied "I guess you can, but you will have to do something for me." and he whipped it out.
Ruth knew the routine, so she dropped to her knees and began to orally satisfy her Dad.
Immediately, though, she was repulsed. "God Dad, you're dick tastes like shit!" she exclaimed.
Dad replied, "Well, your brother needed the car for Friday Night!"
Last edited by singern; 06-17-2005 at 09:47 AM.
06-17-2005, 09:30 AM #2
Sing...Thats bad man..
Oh, its Kentucky, nevermind.
06-17-2005, 09:32 AM #3AR Hall of Fame
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Isn't Father's day Sunday?
06-17-2005, 09:32 AM #4
that is definitley Kentucky and Arkansas humor
06-17-2005, 09:33 AM #5
fathers day is on sunday
06-17-2005, 09:38 AM #6Originally Posted by SwoleCat
06-17-2005, 09:40 AM #7Originally Posted by singern
06-17-2005, 09:42 AM #8
i thought it was sunday too.. almost got scared.
06-17-2005, 09:51 AM #9
im sure i am a father in one of these great american states... so thank you!! hahahaha jk!
Happy Fathers Day (on Sunday) to all!
06-17-2005, 10:34 AM #10Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
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