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    Maraxus and Deca

    This is a story about Maraxus and Deca taking a road trip from Miami to San Francisco a couple of years back..............

    They were cruising along not making good time so they decided to take a short cut and ended up breaking down in the middle of nowhere on an old Farm Market road........

    They walked for a couple of miles and came up to an old farm house and knocked on the door.......... An old Farmer answered the door with a shotgun in his hand and asked "What the Sam Hell do you want?" They replied that their car broke down and asked if they could use his phone to call a tow truck. (They didn't have cell phone coverage out there) The farmer agreed to let them use the phone and call for a tow truck.........

    When the tow truck arrived the driver exlplained that he was also the town mechanic and that their car would need to stay overnight for repairs........... They asked if they could get a lift to the hotel and the driver and farmer laughed histarically............ The farmer replied " We aint got no hotel around here but I suppose I'll let ya'll sleep in my barn for the night......... But my daughter sleeps out there and if ya'll try anything with her ya'll will have to pay the price!!!!!!!!!" They agreed and said " No problem" of course they were thinking this girll would be some Two Ton Tina overweight nasty hick girl that dips snuff.......

    To their suprise this girl was hot, real hott she put Daisy Duke to shame and she was extremly horny......... So all night long they had a threesome (we dont know who was giving and or recieving)........... The next morning at the breakfast table they are all grinning ear to ear and the farmer said "Now I know you boys had your way with my daughter last night and now its time to pay the price!!!!!!!!" They didn't care what the price they had such a good time so they said "sure what do we owe you?"

    The farmer pointed out the window and said " Ya see that field out there yander?" They replied "yes" The farmer said " Now go out there and pick a hundered of anything out there, I don't care what it is just pick a hundered of it......."

    Maraxus comes back with a hundred berries and the farmer held the shotgun to his head and told him to shove the berries up his ass....... Maraxus knew the farmer was not joking so began to shove the berries up his ass........... He got real good at this using 2,3, even 4 fingers to shove the berries up his ass............... This began to gross the farmer out and he made Maraxus put them in one by one................ Maraxus got to #98 and begins to crack up laughing, the farmer threatend to shoot him if he didn't quit laugingng.......... "Ok ok" Maraxus replied #99, Maraxus is in tears he's laughing so hard, the Farmer gave one more warning........... #100 Maraxus is on the ground kicking and screaming in tears laughing uncontrollably.......... The farmer asked what is so dam funny??????????





    Maraxus replied "Deca is out there picking watermelons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


    The Farmer also began to laugh uncontrollably and when Deca fininshed paying for his debt he and Maraxus finished their trip to San Francisco and ended up at the Gay Sauna together and have been happy ever since......
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    it wouldnt have been so funny if Deca wasnt used!!! hahahaha

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    *yawn* you try too hard son. I have a short attention span, if you want to crack jokes make em one-liners. I dont have the patience to read thru this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    *yawn* you try too hard son. I have a short attention span, if you want to crack jokes make em one-liners. I dont have the patience to read thru this.

    Is it your ADD or your inability to read??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Is it your ADD or your inability to read??????
    I think its my adult ADD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    I think its my adult ADD.
    Ok then

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Is it your ADD or your inability to read??????

    He's just special........

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    bump

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    *yawn*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    *yawn*
    maybe if you read it you wouldn't yawn

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    Good stuff,Maraxus atleast you seemed the smarter one, well out of the two of you at least!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    Good stuff,Maraxus atleast you seemed the smarter one, well out of the two of you at least!

    well im not the beatnick redneck craka

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    well im not the beatnick redneck craka

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    i know yhour not creative enough to think of that.. clever tho.. almost...kingfish like..psych

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i know yhour not creative enough to think of that.. clever tho.. almost...kingfish like..psych
    Hahaha that was BrothARhood Style

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