Scared the ever livin poop outta my girl

**WEBB** · 03-23-2006, 06:35 PM

First of all for those that dont know one of the female members is my girlfriend her user name is lil'taylor.

So this morning when i got up i had breakfast then decided i needed a haircut, so i called and could get in right away. so lil'taylor said she was going to shower and get ready for work.

So after i got my haircut i arrived home and as i was walking up the stairs i could here our home stereo playing some good house/trance music...loud. so i unlocked the door and peeked in, and she was in the bedroom getting dressed cause the door was shut. so i left my shoes on and snuck up (now just to give you a mental picture, i am about 6'1 and around 268 pounds so sneaking is a little tricky) to the door which was cracked open and her dog seen me and started kinda barkin so i thought the jig was up, but the dog stop right away. so i then jumped into the bedroom and she almost sh1t her pants.

it was the funnniest thing i have seen in a long time. she was hella pissed too, and i couldnt stop laughing, which made her even more mad.

**Myka** · 03-23-2006, 06:38 PM

awwwwwwwwwww poor lil taylor...hahaha...good one bro!

**littlemantc** · 03-23-2006, 06:40 PM

rock on man..i love scaring the hell out of people

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-23-2006, 06:42 PM

ahahahhah.........sounds funny man.....i'm gonna catch you in posts....

BG · 03-23-2006, 06:42 PM

just remember pay back is a bitch!!!

**JAYROD** · 03-23-2006, 06:44 PM

i love scaring my girl like that too. they get so pissed!

**Timm1704** · 03-23-2006, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by littlemantc

rock on man..i love scaring the hell out of people

hahaha you evil bastard. me too, i always do it, for no apparent reason. besides, does the heart good to miss a beat once in a while.

**WEBB** · 03-23-2006, 06:49 PM

i love scarin people, it is like some sort of sick pleasure, but when it happens to me i get hella pissed and wanna first kill the person then go hide under my bed.

Ruhl, you'll never catch me. i will be whorin it up hard later.

**chest6** · 03-23-2006, 07:32 PM

hahahaha I love scaring people. I do it to my mom at home all the time. She'll be on the computer facing away from me and its just too easy. I've done it to my gfs too they get SOOOO mad.

**Myka** · 03-23-2006, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by BigGuns101

just remember pay back is a bitch!!!

oooooooh I forgot about that...Better have your guard up

...My guess is she will get you by stealing your colorful sweatpants

**Evil Predator** · 03-23-2006, 07:38 PM

Good work man

Now I suggest you sleep with one eye open

**Mizfit** · 03-23-2006, 07:43 PM

meanie :P

**ludakris9** · 03-23-2006, 07:50 PM

I would love to scare my girl like that.

**WEBB** · 03-23-2006, 08:37 PM

well i think all is forgivine... i hope.

i have mastered the art of sleeping with one eye open, you have to when you live with her. HAHAHAHAH

she just said the stupidest thing, when we got home from work she looked up into the sky and said " look at all the pretty stars, especially that one."
to which i said "it is a plane." she is so pretty.

**Evil Predator** · 03-23-2006, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by WEBB

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to which i said "it is a plane." she is so pretty.

All was forgiven till you told us all that story..

now your in for it

**WEBB** · 03-23-2006, 08:43 PM

yeah, and she just found out i posted it on the board. so there is a good chance i might not sleep or eat or have sex for a very long time. i might need as place to crash... anyone have a free room and food?

**Evil Predator** · 03-23-2006, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by WEBB

yeah, and she just found out i posted it on the board. so there is a good chance i might not sleep or eat or have sex for a very long time. i might need as place to crash... anyone have a free room and food?

Ok, you got a place to stay, but if she comes near and threatens us, im taking out the .338...

If two in the chest dont drop her, one in the head will stop her. (i hope)

**ManWhore** · 03-23-2006, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by WEBB

yeah, and she just found out i posted it on the board. so there is a good chance i might not sleep or eat or have sex for a very long time. i might need as place to crash... anyone have a free room and food?

I'd sleep with 1 eye open bro...Good luck..

**Myka** · 03-23-2006, 08:57 PM

no no no!! Pick me WEBB pick me!!!

Im not gonna feed your 260+ self though

**WEBB** · 03-23-2006, 09:01 PM

yeah i figured i was going to pay fior postin all that but i can go with out sleep for a day or two, and if i need to stay with Evil i will, but i dont know 2 in the chest will just make her more mad and 1 in the head will be a bigger mistake,

dont worry NewKid i will be stayin at your place if she gets threw Evil, and if i need food, i can just use you, your made of sugar your so SWEEEEEEEEEET.

**Evil Predator** · 03-23-2006, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by WEBB

dont worry NewKid i will be stayin at your place if she gets threw Evil, and if i need food, i can just use you, your made of sugar your so SWEEEEEEEEEET.

Get through me??

Im givin' you up long before she gets to be. She can chew on your carcass for weeks before she remembers im alive.