Dane Cook

[Giantz11]

Going to see him tonight at Madison Square Garden. Any fans in here? Anyone seen a live show of his? If so how was it? His stuff on Comedy Central is a fvcking riot.

[cb25]

i'm so f*cking jealous man. i'd love to see dane cook live. got his new CDx2/DVD - - it's not as good as his first, but still classic dane.

"F*ck this game! Youuuu win grandma!"

[Giantz11]

Nice nice, I heard his CD is good. I think its like the only Comedy CD to ever break Billboards top 5.

[MoneyAddyct]

I went to Beverly Hills in early August and saw him at the Laugh Factory. So fcuking funny, bro! You'll have a great time!

[skinnyhb]

dane cook is hilarious.

[Giantz11]

I went to Beverly Hills in early August and saw him at the Laugh Factory. So fcuking funny, bro! You'll have a great time!

Good stuff, I hope he's using the same material you saw! I'm Pumped!

[MoneyAddyct]

I'm sure he is. It was one of the first shows where he did his new DVD material. Listen for the whole "my girlfriend tried to kill me by punching me in the face during sleep" routine....fcuking hilarious! Make sure you post back and let us all know how it was.

[ToTheBuckeT21]

NO NO NO!!! you fix that F*ckin wall before my dad gets home, hes not going to believe me that a big talking bowl of fruit punch came through the wall, hes gonna beat me with a toaster! You glass bitch, you glass bastard comin threw the wall is real cool USING THE DOOR IS COOL!... DONT TOUCH ME YOU DRINK, DONT TOUCH ME YOU BEVERAGE. I will kick you in the tights and u will go down your very top heavy.. OHH YEA!

I just did that from memory... so yea i'm a fan

[Giantz11]

Any of you guys remeber his DMV shit..........Its kind old but how he used to go off abou the DMV, classic.

[ToTheBuckeT21]

F*ck bees... i'll punch every bee in the face!!!

[Giantz11]

F*ck bees... i'll punch every bee in the face!!!

LMAO,


You got me dyin over here!

[MoneyAddyct]

lol...I love when he talks about being a BAMF (Bad Ass Motherf*cker) and wanting a new car so he bought a Cement Truck, the CT2000 and all his friends are inside the truck, but don't worry because he padded it...and he drives the CT2000 and tosses them treats like Jolly Ranchers...too funny.

[MoneyAddyct]

By the way....Who sh*t on the coats?

[ToTheBuckeT21]

HAHA THE DMV!!.... i know them all man

The DMV or as i like to call it satans assh*le, You know everything in the future will be instant, make a dinner in 2 seconds, hit a button your at work in 4 seconds but the DMV will still be like 9 F*ckin seconds!... C'MON!! I GOTTA BE AT WORK IN 3 SECONDS!!... you know what they should do have someone hiding and when you walk through the door they punch you in the face, this way after the punch in the face the wait wont seem so bad

again i did this from memory... man... i need a life

[Giantz11]

HAHA THE DMV!!.... i know them all man

The DMV or as i like to call it satans assh*le, You know everything in the future will be instant, make a dinner in 2 seconds, hit a button your at work in 4 seconds but the DMV will still be like 9 F*ckin seconds!... C'MON!! I GOTTA BE AT WORK IN 3 SECONDS!!... you know what they should do have someone hiding and when you walk through the door they punch you in the face, this way after the punch in the face the wait wont seem so bad

again i did this from memory... man... i need a life

LMAO,

Dude you're killing me!


When you walk into the DMV they should have a guy punch you in the face. Cause then its like, waiting in line for the DMV isn't so bad after I got punched in the face.

[MoneyAddyct]

Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship. And things can go great and if it goes great then you have a great relationship. Sometimes*it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit.

[ToTheBuckeT21]

yea man hes one of may fav's... him, brian regan is awesome, and stephen lynch is a riot him and his crazy songs i've actualy seen him live

[Giantz11]

seen Steven Lynch live too he the ****ing man, and that dude he brings with him is a riot too. This new guy on Comedy Central Carlos Mencia, oh my god one of my new favorites right off the bat.

[ToTheBuckeT21]

yea same... i saw steven lynch at the house of blues orlando so it was a real small place and he was just rippin on people it was awesome, ur right tho mencia is the man

[Giantz11]

Christ Chex..................LOL

[ToTheBuckeT21]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.... a jesit

cruton o christ

[ToTheBuckeT21]

i always feel like i'm gonna go to hell just for listenin to that one
hahahah

[MoneyAddyct]

Who's Brian Regan?

[livewire57]

You know who's never funny? Girl comedians. I always flip the channel

[MoneyAddyct]

Actually, I saw one of them the other day...Lisa Lampenelli or something. She was so friggin vulgar and offensive--it was great. Other than that, you're right.

[skinnyhb]

ya, she was on the roast of Tits McGee and she was pretty funny.

[cb25]

"and then you gotta exchange the information, and that sucks. 'cuz no one ever has a f*cking pen. do you have a pen? i don't have a pen! and you give them yours, and it's all neat, and highlighted, and it's tucked in an envelope. they give you theirs and it looks like they had a f*cking seizure while writing it! what's going on here dude? you got like a 28 digit phone number here dude? and what's this? is that a monkey ****ing a coconut?? is that you sir? MFC? is that you?? what is that? is that a monkey? that looks like a melon...could be a co-co-nut."

[MoneyAddyct]

Hmm, yeah, haven't heard that one yet.

[skinnyhb]

i say **** shoes.

[MoneyAddyct]

So how was the show last night?

[Giantz11]

Dude the show was fvcking amazing! I laughed so hard that my face was hurting by the end of the night. Dane is the fvcking man! GO SEE HIM IF YOU CAN.

[solid-d]

I think someone shitt on or around the coat area.. "WHAT, I hope it wasnt on my coat"

[MoneyAddyct]

"Let's Do This, I'm a cashew!"

[cb25]

"Let's just turn out the lights and play a little game i like to call....Who's in my Mouth??"

"By a round of applause, how are you feeling!?"

[ToTheBuckeT21]

Its My Show!! I'm On The Drum!