Thread: Happy Birthday Dally!!!!!!!!!!
10-04-2005, 08:49 AM #1
Happy Birthday Dally!!!!!!!!!!
I dont even know if your gonna see this but I just wanted to tell you that I still think you're the best and I want you to have a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
You're probably going to kill me for doing this because you hate your birthday but I dont care, I want everyone to know that today is your day and to wish you a good one! Should I tell them all how old you are??? Nah, they already know your a dirty OLD man
10-04-2005, 08:52 AM #2
AWWW.... Dally you old geeezer!! Happy Birthday bruva!! I'll send you my present in a bottle soon!!! (just make sure you heat it up to get the best taste!!)
10-04-2005, 09:14 AM #3
now everyone knows Im dirty!!
everyone already knew I was old.
HH thats soo sweet....and it didnt even need heating up.
10-04-2005, 09:16 AM #4
Happy Bday to AR's resident poet...lol..
10-04-2005, 09:16 AM #5
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to Dally
Now go to bed and screw
10-04-2005, 09:17 AM #6
so how old are you then?
10-04-2005, 09:18 AM #7AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DALLY!!! you ol' dirty bastard!!! We alllll love you and will except your genital warts too!!! Hope you made it through the weekend alright!
10-04-2005, 09:25 AM #8
happy birthday buttercup
10-04-2005, 09:28 AM #9
10-04-2005, 09:58 AM #10Originally Posted by roidattack
Don't you mean Pervert????
Happy Birthday Bro!
10-04-2005, 10:11 AM #11
Happy birfday - now go get your bobo honked!
10-04-2005, 10:13 AM #12
Im fweeling abit funny here....
I got somethin....in my ...ahem... EYE.
some dust or somethin.
10-04-2005, 10:25 AM #13
woah woah woah
I thought u were floating around my age???? like 22-23??
Dont tell me your Mondo's age lmao?????
10-04-2005, 10:28 AM #14Originally Posted by bigrob33
thats it!!!...your outta the ghey ontarioans club of hangin out with really old disgusting nekkid broads with seriously smashed up stinky poons.
Ohh shit your the founder.
ohh well, your OUT anyway.
p.s Call me.
10-04-2005, 10:28 AM #15
I said it last week...and, I'll say it again!!!!
Have a good one Da lly!!!!!
10-04-2005, 10:35 AM #16
Happy birthday, people really really like you for some reason
10-04-2005, 10:43 AM #17
lmao, your an old man hahahah
Geritol...Dally's best friend
how old are u!?
SK tell me!
10-04-2005, 10:51 AM #18Originally Posted by bigrob33
9 inches, coke can thick, 14 bumps overall, 9 concerntrating around my lower shaft, other 5 evenly placed overall. ONE thick dew worm type vein along center from base to head. Generally pink to purple headed warrior helmet.
you alread knew that tho didnt you baby.
10-04-2005, 10:53 AM #19
ohh you said how old.
call me...NOW! im ready.
10-04-2005, 10:56 AM #20Female Member
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Happy Birthday, Dally!!!
10-04-2005, 11:20 AM #21
Happy birthday bro. You provide us with plenty of porn related humour! Keep it up
Did you get a cake?!
10-04-2005, 11:30 AM #22
well, it was covered in whip cream...so YEAH.
P.s SK got me some leaf homeopener tickets vs ottawa and I'm gonna be the guy in the team canada jersey.
floor level reds too.....werd.
Thanks everyone and SK is DAH MAN!!
10-04-2005, 11:37 AM #23
Is the game in TO?
Id love to be at that game
Leafs Own the Sens
10-04-2005, 11:43 AM #24
10-04-2005, 11:46 AM #25
yep..it is, and I know a bartender in the platinum private boxes to get some free drinks pre game.
they have a big azzz spit too fulla some wicked azzz roast beef sandwiches ...gonna pig the shit out.
its gonna be a pretty fun time im sure.
really getting excited about it for sure now!!
10-04-2005, 11:49 AM #26
the game tonight? no?
10-04-2005, 11:59 AM #27
have a great one bro.
10-04-2005, 12:06 PM #28
nope ... tamarrah.
and thanks very much everyone for sayin happy bday and all.
makin this ol man feel happy.
10-04-2005, 12:25 PM #29
You and SK live pretty close to each other then?
10-04-2005, 12:29 PM #30
yah...in the same house sometimes.
dunno how she puts up with my "constant gropin and proding"
(i'm sooo sick of hearing that....Im on fukin test gimme a gatdamn break)
10-04-2005, 12:33 PM #31Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
i think you meant 'cake'
10-04-2005, 12:37 PM #32
O and happy bday Dally
10-04-2005, 12:39 PM #33
The romantic act of circle-jerking onto a woman.
Melissa was covered in bukake spunk after Robert and thirty of his friends all shared their feelings of love with her.
bukake link send redefine 181 up, 20 down
In fuedal Japan, adulterous women were taken by thier fathers down to the beaches and buried up to thier necks in sand. Local youths would then take thier turn to force her to perform fellatio on them, punching her in the face should she resist/bite.
She would be left on the beach overnight, and be totally cumfaced by morning. Over the night, the father would arrange for an authority figure such as a policeman to come and check on her in the morning. Usually, the young womans head would be cut off with a few swipes of a sword. Should she beg for mercy, then a FGM will be performed on her, so that she should not be unfaithful again. Sometimes, a watchman will stand with her during bukake to twist her nose in order to make her swallow the seminal fluid.
Todays' pornography term is a watered-down version without any violence. It consists of a group of men dancing around a woman who gives them each a blowjob, often two at a time.Changes in the law and turning a blinf eye to murder have made sure bukake is not the violent face-rape tradition that continued well into the twentieth century. Illegally, you will still find some girls buried on asian beaches in a form of bukake, although they are less likely to be killed afterwards.
10-04-2005, 12:57 PM #34
whats your addy dally, i have a box of shit, i mean a birthday present to mail you
10-04-2005, 01:05 PM #35
you dont have a present....you just wanna come over and rape me.
I know you..... Peckonmeballs
10-04-2005, 01:09 PM #36
bukkake cum cookies all around!
10-04-2005, 01:10 PM #37Originally Posted by Dally
10-04-2005, 01:11 PM #38Originally Posted by Dally
See what I mean? Pure poetry.
10-04-2005, 01:27 PM #39
HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!!!!!! TODAY ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY BIRTHDAY AS WELL!! god i feel old too... sucks really... ok now im depressed.... BUT HAVE A GOOD DAY MAN!
10-04-2005, 01:36 PM #40Originally Posted by roidattack
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