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    You might be a Yankee if

    1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside"
    2. You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY
    3. You've never ever eaten Okra
    4. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork
    5. You've never seen a live chicken and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
    6. You've never had grain alcohol
    7. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
    8. Instead of referring to two or people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
    9. You don't think Howard Stern has an accent.
    10.You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
    11. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp on the highway.
    12. The farthest you have traveled south is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.
    13. You call binoculars opera glasses.
    14. You can't spit out your car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping
    15. Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took place within the context of a football game.

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    let the battle begin

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    That serves em right for picking on us Southern boys!

    Daggumit-I am guilty of #11 also?! Oh well.

    lmao!!

    peace,

    ttgb

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    #11 is definitely true!!!!

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    pretty funny

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    is the civil war still going on???

    you may also be a "YANKEE" if you are a supreme champion who has utterly dominated sports for the last century winning almost 30 world championships. i love ny!!!!

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    for me

    anything south of jersey is the south to me!!!west of new york and you might as well live in utah!!!i love the northeast!!!it's the right pace for me

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    My turn to bump an oldie.

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    I didn't see this the first time, but i'd like to add a number 16:

    "You were brought to the city to play baseball and contribute to souring a game already handicapped by an illogical resistance to a workable salary cap and revenue sharing structure."
    Just a thought

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    Or if you feel an undying devotion to a team who's total salary is almost twice as large as the 2nd largest salary team in MLB... which also happens to be from your city too...

    "you may also be a "YANKEE" if you are a supreme champion who has utterly dominated sports for the last century winning almost 30 world championships"

    utterly dominated? maybe in baseball... but i dont see new york teams winning in other sports oh perhaps because theres so salary cap in baseball? lol

    cap or not; yankees wont even make it out of the playoffs this year

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    "You might be a Yankee if your ancestors were from another continent."

    "You might be a Yankee is you won a civil war, then populated many areas of the south, which were already (initially) populated from migrations from the north, and then later forgot and called yourself a southener."

    "You might be a Yankee if you consider yourself an American (and fly the American flag only, rather than any that fought against it) and refrain from being anti-American by causing division - i.e. North & South."

    Just kidding... Just thought I'd try to fuel something

    Honest, right now I am eating some grits with my sister...so don't flame me

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    You might be a Yankee if you think 75 degrees is hot...

    peace

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    Your definantly a yankee, if you never went to a kick ass party in the woods, complete with 8 kegs and 14 monster trucks mudding, loud ass music, while banging a southern bell up against a tree...hell yhea....

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    "You might be a Yankee if you believe a washing machine belongs in the house."

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    LMAO!! Those are some good ones Pheedno!!!

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    "You might be a Yankee if you know that the (civil) war is over."

    Damn, you got me started...

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    You might be a Yankee if someone offers you Hominy grits and you say "just one please".

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