Avoiding the Flu

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I am not feeling to good so one of my friends emailed me this. It's kind of funny! But you have to read to hole thing to get it.

How To Avoid The Flu
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits
and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build
your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you
can.
OR

Take the doctor's office approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
Clean your arm with alcohol..
Why?

Because alcohol kills germs.

So.......


I walk to the liquor store. (exercise )
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)


The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't
get you!!!!


"A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!

[steve0]

pretty good a little funny

[JDawg1536]

"A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!

Unless you are Chest, and the shot is a hot beef injection......

[bor]

SO funny

[bor]

"A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!

Well that depends on whats in the shot thats meant for the a$$ some test is always nice