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  1. 10-25-2005, 09:26 AM #1
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    Ok here is one for the guys!!!!!!!

    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
    made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light.

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would
    break him out of this crazy habit.

    So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
    session, she turned on the lights.

    She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

    She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him,
    "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly "I'll explain the
    toy . . . you explain the kids."
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  2. 10-25-2005, 09:28 AM #2
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    hahaha. good stuff!
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  3. 10-25-2005, 09:38 AM #3
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  4. 10-25-2005, 09:48 AM #4
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  5. 10-25-2005, 09:57 AM #5
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  6. 10-25-2005, 10:01 AM #6
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  7. 10-25-2005, 10:06 AM #7
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  8. 10-25-2005, 10:06 AM #8
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  9. 10-25-2005, 03:18 PM #9
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  10. 10-25-2005, 04:28 PM #10
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  11. 10-25-2005, 04:32 PM #11
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  12. 10-25-2005, 04:38 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
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    What else is new
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
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  14. 10-25-2005, 04:43 PM #14
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  15. 10-28-2005, 05:59 PM #15
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  16. 10-28-2005, 07:01 PM #16
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    You have such good jokes and I've heard them all. I need something where I dont know the punchline. Did you reply to my gay horse one Cruise?
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