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01-22-2006, 08:11 PM #1
condoms
Alright, this may sound dumb but I need some help. My wife is off of the pill for a while and we are going on a week long trip. She told me to buy some "stimulating" condoms for our getaway. I have not bought condoms in 15 years, what the hell is "stimulating" about a condom....can you give me some suggestions?
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01-22-2006, 08:12 PM #2
just cut the pinky off a glove big man..
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01-22-2006, 08:12 PM #3Originally Posted by Logan13
Nothing is stimulating about a condom....the end
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01-22-2006, 08:12 PM #4
No idea..I have prolly used a condom like 5-7 times in my life...ha. Im stupid..i know. Im impressed I dont have like 5 babies running around
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01-22-2006, 08:13 PM #5
just pull out and blow your load all over her.
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01-22-2006, 08:14 PM #6
maybe you could just tell her that the dirt road never leads to pregnancy...
she will know what you mean
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01-22-2006, 08:14 PM #7AR Hall of Fame
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Condoms w/the wife?
No way Jose!!!
I'd tell my woman she is TRIPPIN'!!!!!!!!!!
To answer your questions, I know as much about condoms as I do about quantum physics.
~SC~
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01-22-2006, 08:16 PM #8Originally Posted by SwoleCat
I heard you got your doctorate at MIT for that
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01-22-2006, 08:16 PM #9
guys are bad
Originally Posted by decadbal
Tried that, "exit-only" now.
We just do not want another baby, she thought that it would be a nice change.......
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01-22-2006, 08:18 PM #10Originally Posted by Logan13
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01-22-2006, 08:42 PM #11
why dosnt she just get back on birth controle
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01-22-2006, 08:44 PM #12
she will
Originally Posted by steve0
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01-22-2006, 08:48 PM #13
ok thats good i only us condoms on 1 nighters man i normally use what ever is laying around sometimes the girl has one that she likes to use i gotta say durex aint that bad trojans seem a bit thick to me, ask her to pick em out so she cant complain about it
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01-22-2006, 09:01 PM #14Originally Posted by Logan13
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01-22-2006, 09:20 PM #15
Ive not ****ed my girl without a condom. neither of us want a child atm, and she is not on the pill. We have plenty of fun, even with em.
she usually does the condom shopping, and she seems to like sheik ultra thins and other durex varieties...Last edited by Evil Predator; 01-22-2006 at 09:23 PM.
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01-22-2006, 09:45 PM #16
thanks
thank guys.
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01-22-2006, 10:33 PM #17
Go get a vasectomy.
http://www.vasectomy.com/index.htm
Hope that helps.
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01-22-2006, 10:42 PM #18~ Vet~ I like Thai Girls
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Give he a Pearl Neckalce, thats way for fun the juicing in a condom !!
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01-22-2006, 10:43 PM #19
Try vibrating condoms. They are a bit more expensive than regular ones but they are worth.
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01-23-2006, 02:10 AM #20
Just eat her out and then tit fvck her, pearl necklace is nice for her.
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01-23-2006, 02:16 AM #21
Im an idiot and me and my girl never use condoms but shes on the pill. still scary tho
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01-23-2006, 09:21 AM #22Banned
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trojan has a condom called Twisted Pleasures, i hear it works wonders for the ladies.
of course, still sucks for us though
i think im gonna make any female i get in relationship with sign a contract to be pro-choice incase shit hits the fan haha
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01-23-2006, 10:55 AM #23Senior Member
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Just buy the thinnest most expensive ones and they should feel like the real deal.......If that doesn't work, just use a zip lock bag......LMAO
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01-23-2006, 10:59 AM #24
thanks
thanks for all the answers, I think.
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01-23-2006, 05:22 PM #25
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01-23-2006, 05:23 PM #26
ahahahahahahah
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01-23-2006, 08:30 PM #27
condoms and wife should never be in the same sentence.
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01-23-2006, 08:51 PM #28
durex makes some good ones
1 intense sensation- ribbed
2 ultimate feeling- studded
nothing is better than going natural, but these are pretty good.
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01-24-2006, 06:57 AM #29
tell her you will replace her with a new wife who will not force certain issues upon u
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01-24-2006, 07:10 AM #30
This is a stimulating condom for a woman.. you have to put both of these together.
Oldman
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01-24-2006, 11:48 AM #31
funny
Originally Posted by johan
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01-24-2006, 04:07 PM #32
Durex are good. There is one that's not latex based so that you can use oil lubrant products. My GF loves those ones. Only thing is it's like $15.00 for a pack of 5.
Durex are best imo. Get a name brand, and the thinnest possible and you'll be golden.
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01-24-2006, 09:33 PM #33Junior Member
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Being a single guy and looking for protection as well as some feeling I have tried many different brands and found none to be more than a necessary nuisance. With your wife, go brand name as thin as possible. Otherwise go thick ) nothing worse than tearing a condom with a single banger) and stay away from the spermicidal ones. From what I can gather from facial expressions they have a horrid taste to them. lol
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01-24-2006, 10:23 PM #34
You guys telling me Im the only one who uses these?
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01-24-2006, 10:28 PM #35
I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but suppositorys(sp) are another good route to go. My girl never got pregnet while using them, then again I pulled out anyway just to be on the safe side. You can get these at Walmart.
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