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    For the Italians (Kind of old)

    To all my Italian friends and family, and a few who are not - enjoy! ....and if you're from Brooklyn, New Jursey, Long Eyeland or South Philly, you'll really appreciate this!

    E y e - T a l i a n


    Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
    Because Italians hate all witnesses.

    Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony?
    On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said - TO NY.

    You know you're Italian when . . . . You can bench press 325 pounds,
    shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.

    You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit
    two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles
    into a regular lunch bag.

    Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant,
    travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.

    You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block..
    All five of those cousins are named after your
    grandfather or grandmother.

    You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.

    You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.

    If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9",
    it is presumed his Mother had an affair.

    There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.

    You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.

    . . . . . . . .

    And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when . . .

    Your grandfather had a fig tree.

    You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.

    Christmas Eve . . . only fish.

    Your mom's meatballs are the best.

    You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.

    Clear plastic covers on all the furniture.

    You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella."

    You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy."

    You've called someone a "mamaluke."

    And you understand "bada bing".

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    REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when . . .

    Your grandfather had a fig tree. Yes

    You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00. Yes

    Christmas Eve . . . only fish. yes

    Your mom's meatballs are the best. Yes

    You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you. Yes

    Clear plastic covers on all the furniture.

    You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella." Yes

    You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy." Yes

    You've called someone a "mamaluke." Yes

    And you understand "bada bing". Yes



    So what am I

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    Haaaa

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    Hahaha...cute post; all VERY true too!!

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    lol I got the wooden spoon one to many times haha

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