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    The Drunk

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon.
    As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.
    He said, "You must be single."
    The woman, a bit startled, looked at her four items on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said,
    "Well, y'know, that's right. But how in earth did you know that?
    The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit."

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    hahaaaa....

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    wow

    hey pete...i see your new avatar...i will refrain from putting my lat spread up there for i don't want you to feel embarrassed....you can thank me later

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    Thanks for not embarassing me . Remember...I will be posting post cycle pics as well. In the mean time I will look at this one and it will remind me of how puny I am thus motivating me to eat, lift and get massive.

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    Good one. Are you cutting now Pete? I thought you said you were.

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    Good heavens Pete thats not very nice - funny though

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    ROTFLMFAO

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    Nate...I've been dieting for 2 weeks and will conitinue for another 4-5. Then a bulking stack (8 weeks) and then back on the diet...with as much maintainence as possible.

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    Whoa! When I saw the title of this thread, I thought maybe you were talking about me at dinner the other night!

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    NO....that's on tap (no pun intended) for late November...remember?

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    Originally posted by Pete235
    NO....that's on tap (no pun intended) for late November...remember?
    I remember, but, um, you were supposed to say that I wasn't that bad Friday.

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    Originally posted by Super

    I remember, but, um, you were supposed to say that I wasn't that bad Friday.
    Errr...ya...that's what I meant to say
    j/k I didn't even notice.

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    Originally posted by Pete235
    Nate...I've been dieting for 2 weeks and will conitinue for another 4-5. Then a bulking stack (8 weeks) and then back on the diet...with as much maintainence as possible.
    Good stuff bro. Keep us posted on your results.

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