Weekend Joke

[Terinox]

Weekly Joke: The Chicken Farmer!

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and
down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like
she's driving a car.

As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out
of a room and says, 'Excuse me, ma'am, but you were
Speeding. Can I see your driver's license?'

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a
candy wrapper and hands it to him.

He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends
her on her way.

Up and down the halls she goes again.

Then the same old man jumps out of a room and says,
'Excuse me, ma'am, but I saw you cross over the center
line back there. Can I see your registration please?'

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a
store receipt and hands it to him.

He looks it over, gives her another warning and
sends her on her way.

She zooms off again, up and down the halls, weaving all over.

As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.

He's stark naked and has an erection.

The old lady in the wheelchair looks up and says,
'oh no, not the Breathalyzer again.'

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Weekly Joke One Liners:

Q. What’s the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
A. During erotic sex you use a feather; during kinky sex you use the whole
chicken.

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[monstercojones]

[Terinox]

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[usualsuspect]

they were good!...I think Kup has some competition now.
Keep bringing em'