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    joke........

    This is a joke i heard the other day at a bar, it was fucking hilarious so i thought id share............

    One night a bunch of guys walk into a bar, among this crew of guys was a guy named steve who was kinda retarded. So steve and his friends are sitting at the bar drinking when a gorgeous blonde walks in and sits across the bar from them. All of steve's friends tell him, "yo go buy this girl a drink man." Steve says- " I aint buying no girl no drink." But finally after a few minutes steve walks up to the hot blonde and buys her a drink. They talk for a few and both leave the bar to go to her car. Steves friends are excited, they think their boys getting ass so they open the door to the bar to see whats going on- the windows of the car are foggy and the car is bouncing up and down. A minute later steve gets out of the car and walks back in the bar. His friends ask him what happened- Steve says" yo man i was rubbing up on her titties and hooking up, then she took her pants off and whipped out a cock, then she pointed a gun at my head and said suck my dick or i'll shoot ya. So steve's friends ask,"What did you do then." Steve said " Well you ain't hear no gunshots did ya."

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    Wow, OGs experience over the weekend has already been made into a joke?




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    Poor Steve...always getting screwed over.

    Hahaha

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    Wow - never knew that Nathan was blonde

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    Originally posted by CYCLEON
    Wow - never knew that Nathan was blonde
    Hehe

    *waits for Nathans response*

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    Yep true story. I know cause my name is steve.....
    Last edited by RON; 06-26-2003 at 05:52 PM.

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    Originally posted by CYCLEON
    Wow - never knew that Nathan was blonde
    I am blonde actually. And it's HeMan to you jackass.

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