12-05-2003, 06:55 AM #1
Is it just me or is my friend Jamie REALLY REALLY ****ED UP?!!!
I'm sitting there talking to her, i've known her since I was 8 and shes hot and all, and shes my friend, but shes a major whore.... Outta nowhere, she looks at me, and goes "You remember when we were 8 and you would stay over at my house and I was always in the bathroom?" ...Uh huh..."Well, I used to straighten out bobbypins and stick them in my ass HAHAHA"....WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE DO THAT TO HERSELF?!!! What other secrets is she hiding from me??? That was scary...
12-05-2003, 07:00 AM #2Originally Posted by hoss827
12-05-2003, 07:25 AM #3
She scares me sometimes...I mean she REALLY scares me...
12-05-2003, 07:27 AM #4
What's strange is she finds it funny....Thats the scariest thing.
12-05-2003, 07:29 AM #5
girls are weird...i'll never understand...and i'll leave it at that
12-05-2003, 07:54 AM #6
at least she never attend band camp...or has she????
beside if ou can figuere out this one, you will make einstein look like an frikkin idoit.
12-05-2003, 08:15 AM #7
Bobbypins? Stay in the friend-zone bro. You are safe there.
12-05-2003, 08:29 AM #8
Bobbypins? I'm turned on!!!
12-05-2003, 08:46 AM #9Originally Posted by Testify
12-05-2003, 08:46 AM #10Originally Posted by buylongterm
12-05-2003, 09:35 AM #11
Bro... take it easy... she's just out to get attention and shock you. It's a very "teenager" thing to do...
I'd say she's succeding
12-05-2003, 09:36 AM #12
What's so strange about Bobby Pins up the ass?
12-05-2003, 09:38 AM #13
see if you can stick anything else up there as well....
a roll of scotch tape
a computer keyboard
a dancing banana
12-05-2003, 09:39 AM #14
12-05-2003, 09:42 AM #15
small rodents is a good one Rambo...I like that
12-05-2003, 09:42 AM #16
I like it!
12-05-2003, 09:45 AM #17Originally Posted by chrisAdams
12-05-2003, 09:46 AM #18
12-05-2003, 09:52 AM #19
That is so funny bro...I hve an ex G/F from 17 years ago who's name is Jaimee as well, and she is a major whore and a freak too. I still bang her now and again (mostly cause she sucks dick like a demon) but the stories she tells me make me wear an extra condom each time I bang her. Maybe it's the name or something...lol.. She likes me to borderline physically assault her. I have to physically force her to give in and then she gets this satisfied look to her. Sex with her is very close to being a felony in many ways. She says if I don't do these things she will not be happy. Now that my friend is weird. But kind of fun for me....lol
12-05-2003, 02:08 PM #20
She did these things at 8 years old? That sounds very serious. Do you know if she was molested when she was a kid?
12-05-2003, 02:19 PM #21Anabolic Member
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my ex admited to me that she have reguraly stick a bottle of shampoo up her ass when masturbating years ago...
12-05-2003, 03:27 PM #22CutieFace Guest
Hey ya know when you're w/out you have to use your imagination......but **** 8 yrs old wow even I think that's young........
12-05-2003, 04:30 PM #23Originally Posted by CutieFace
12-05-2003, 05:28 PM #24
She's a freak! What's the problem? Take advantage of the situation dammit.....you have convienent access to a freak. Use your imagination. Then go play with freakshow.
12-05-2003, 06:44 PM #25Originally Posted by rambo
12-05-2003, 07:54 PM #26
You told me that you were done with my gerbil 2 months ago but ive yet to get him back.......im begging......please send back.......pee wee......all the other gerbils miss him..
12-05-2003, 09:27 PM #27
Pee Wee stays with me. You can have snookums, but I'll need him for the weekend.
12-05-2003, 09:31 PM #28
you guys need to upgrade! from gerbils to guinea pigs!
12-05-2003, 09:33 PM #29
I've moved on to chinchillas and baby kangaroos since, but I'm nostalgic.
12-05-2003, 09:33 PM #30Originally Posted by TRLS63
12-05-2003, 09:35 PM #31Originally Posted by rambo
12-05-2003, 09:37 PM #32Originally Posted by rambo
12-05-2003, 09:38 PM #33
I thought that little boy's name was Tom.
12-05-2003, 09:38 PM #34Originally Posted by mass junkie
12-05-2003, 09:38 PM #35
You just stay away from my monkey!!!! He's no butt-monkey!
12-05-2003, 09:43 PM #36
shut up and bang her
12-05-2003, 09:49 PM #37
yhea bro bang her in the butt you bobby pin should fit up there nice lol
12-05-2003, 10:13 PM #38
LMAO funniest **** ive heard all day
12-06-2003, 08:53 AM #39
Tell her you got more than bobbypins for her now.
12-06-2003, 11:02 PM #40Originally Posted by Gilster
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