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12-28-2003, 09:20 PM #1
Masturbation Question...
Quick and simple: Is it safe to use cooking oil as a masterbation lube (I'm guessing that it's pretty safe, if you can eat it, why not jerk off with it right?) But other part of the question is that should you wash it off quick? Is it bad if the oil is left on for a while?
Thnx,
T.
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12-28-2003, 09:22 PM #2Respected Member
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I will not offer an opinion, but just to tell everyone to keep this civil
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12-28-2003, 09:22 PM #3
Wow.....I'm speechless......is this a serious question??
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12-28-2003, 09:25 PM #4
Uuuum...yes it is, why does it seem weird?! Although I have purchased actual lubrication now, before, when I was younger (or if my lube runs out) just wondering if it's safe. I don't see the harm in asking this.
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12-28-2003, 09:27 PM #5Member
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who needs oil to jerk off with?
Terinox=Rookie
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12-28-2003, 09:29 PM #6AR-Hall of Famer / Retired
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ummm - I think I will let someone else answer this - danielle I see you on here - care to give him a ...uhh... hand?
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12-28-2003, 09:30 PM #7Originally Posted by Terinox
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12-28-2003, 09:30 PM #8Originally Posted by Kato
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12-28-2003, 09:33 PM #9CutieFace Guest
well I've never tried it personally, but then lubrication is not an issue......have you tried hair conditioner? warm it up a lil first.....I hear it works great.....rinses off easy...and leaves your hair, if any nice and soft
*wink*
Cutie
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12-28-2003, 09:36 PM #10
How vigorously do you masturbate? I would worry about it's combustibility. You are better off with cottage cheese and Crisco.
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12-28-2003, 09:38 PM #11Originally Posted by Terinox
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12-28-2003, 09:38 PM #12
Oh my gosh! Take your lazy butt to the store and BUY some AstroGlide, or KY Liquid! Don't use freakin' COOKING oil!
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12-28-2003, 09:38 PM #13Respected Member
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Originally Posted by 8====ramrod8=D
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12-28-2003, 09:45 PM #14LORDBLiTZ GuestOriginally Posted by Jenna
HELL YEAH!! Astroglide owns!!
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12-28-2003, 09:51 PM #15
Look, with all due respect, I didn't start this thread to discuss the lack of sex in my life (yes I'm a virgin), all I wanted to know, if it is safe to use cooking oil, and that's pretty much it, just from a health aspect of it all. Is it bad to leave oil products on the penis for any long amount of time?
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12-28-2003, 09:53 PM #16
Whoa...this is a strange thread.... Have you ever seen the movie "Willard", with all the rats? According to his mother, it's safe.
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12-28-2003, 09:54 PM #17
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, I'll order you some Astroglide ONLINE and have it SENT to your house, but PLEEEZ don't use cooking oil. That's just gross.
Last edited by Jenna; 12-28-2003 at 10:20 PM.
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12-28-2003, 09:54 PM #18Originally Posted by Terinox
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12-28-2003, 09:56 PM #19Originally Posted by Jenna
*Side Note
Nice avatar.
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12-28-2003, 09:57 PM #20
Thank you!
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12-28-2003, 09:58 PM #21Originally Posted by Terinox
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12-28-2003, 10:01 PM #22Originally Posted by 8====ramrod8=D
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12-28-2003, 10:12 PM #23
Man, this thread is drawin alotta attention. We need to have a pole on the top 10 fluids or somethin,
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12-28-2003, 10:17 PM #24
Wow Ter bro... thats a question that gets attention!
Is cooking oil bad? Well, it's a vegetable based oil (prolly corn in most cases) so it's not toxic... besides if you do a websearch on homebrew skin care you'll see many "recipes" are based on vegetable oils.
On the other hand, like most oils it blocks pores, and can probably cause some rashes. It is also not water soluble so cleaning it off requires harsh soaps or shampoo. As for leaving it on, yuck!!! Remember veggy oil goes rancid in damp warm conditions.
I'd stick to water based lubes if i were you... buy the Costco bucket of KY if you need it... Crisco or mazola is just plain gross, and it smells bad too.
Red
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12-28-2003, 10:28 PM #25Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
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12-28-2003, 10:34 PM #26
Bro while your at it can you grill me up some cheese sandwiches?
Personaly i find paint stripper works the best for me
On a serious note my biggest concern would be getting it in your pee hole. I dunno how good cooking oil in the ol cyclops would feel
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12-28-2003, 10:46 PM #27Originally Posted by RageControl
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12-28-2003, 10:50 PM #28
I love making love to myself, I don't have to worry about anyone cheating, no lies, no arguing, no gifts... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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12-28-2003, 11:04 PM #29VET
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i don't know about you guys, but i don't use anything but lotion. i used some shampoo once when i was younger b/c i was in a bind for some lube. water in the shower, no good. hotel lotion is really good too. it's like it's water based and my hands (yes, it takes both ) move a lot better. don't like the mushy sticky ones.
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12-28-2003, 11:18 PM #30
OMG this is the best thread ever lol I seen the title and just had to read it... Personally i love the carpet burn feel! **** the lotion beat that meat!
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12-28-2003, 11:31 PM #31LORDBLiTZ Guest
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12-29-2003, 12:55 AM #32
So this is why everyone comes to the lounge
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12-29-2003, 12:57 AM #33
Yes, we're all secret masturbators.........well, not secret anymore.........
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12-29-2003, 01:01 AM #34Originally Posted by Jenna
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12-29-2003, 02:02 AM #35
Shampoo is the worst. Get that stuff down your peehole and you will be pissing needles.
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12-29-2003, 03:45 AM #36
I just cant believe some of the topis that come out here...lol
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12-29-2003, 07:47 AM #37
oh hell yea...cooking oil...you know if you go fast enough you could cook with it?? um, personally, I wouldn't do it, just cause, but if your looking for lube, go with ky or astro or maybe even lotion???!! But I think there was a report a while back about cooking oil being harmful...
If you are having a problem with things smoking, I would slow down.
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12-29-2003, 03:16 PM #38If you are having a problem with things smoking, I would slow down.
Grilled tubesteak anyone?
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12-29-2003, 03:32 PM #39
The picture of Arnold was ****ing greeeeeaaaaatttt I was rollin when I read that.
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12-29-2003, 03:49 PM #40Associate Member
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Originally Posted by Jenna
Those that masturbate...
And those that lie by saying they do not.
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