Thread: Bobby pin in her butt chick
01-01-2004, 11:43 PM #1
Bobby pin in her butt chick
Allright...well my friend Jajuan just called, told me the greatest thing i've ever heard. The anal whore that we all may remember, wanted to get boned in the ass by some dude at the party. Well, he did it, but she went to the ER for the night and got 16 stitches! . I mean he must have really torn her ass up....How the hell she gonna explain that to her parents?!!!
01-01-2004, 11:44 PM #2Originally Posted by hoss827
Happy new year.
01-01-2004, 11:45 PM #3Originally Posted by chrisAdams
01-01-2004, 11:45 PM #4
thats actually pretty funny chris...
01-01-2004, 11:46 PM #5
LoL stitches for anal? Never heard of it.
01-01-2004, 11:47 PM #6Originally Posted by Ammar
01-01-2004, 11:48 PM #7
Yeah...I mean shes an anal whore anyway...I wanna know what that dude shoved up there....shes been done in her ass like over 1000 times i bet. 16 stitches...? Christ... I mean i'm gonna feel bad for her when she comes back to schoo l though. I'm gonna get a gift basket together, a cucumber, golfballs, mice, gerbils, and hamsters...etc. Stick it in her locker and rub it in
01-01-2004, 11:48 PM #8Originally Posted by chrisAdams
01-01-2004, 11:49 PM #9
A PINECONE! OR a baby porcupine! That HAD to be it! That girl had a huuuuugggeeee asshole....no way someones dong could do all that.
01-01-2004, 11:50 PM #10Originally Posted by bigol'legs
01-01-2004, 11:51 PM #11Originally Posted by chrisAdams
01-01-2004, 11:53 PM #12
I think hoss got a foot in there somewhere... didnt ya hoss?
01-01-2004, 11:54 PM #13
God ****...what a ****ing whore, hoss make note... It's about QUALITY not QUANITY, anyone can **** these meat holes... Her new name is stiches for now on...
01-01-2004, 11:56 PM #14Originally Posted by bigol'legs
01-02-2004, 12:03 AM #15
I think the hardest thing to believe about this post is that hoss has a friend named jajuan.
01-02-2004, 12:05 AM #16Originally Posted by chrisAdams
hoss, you dont hang around him and jump up and down saying... "look at me look at me"
01-02-2004, 12:08 AM #17LORDBLiTZ Guest
He must have put glue on it and rubbed it in some sand before he fuked her.
01-02-2004, 12:10 AM #18
Eesh.....I shudder at that thought. NO! I dont jump up and down screaming at him! Jajuan is mr teen tennessee. Hes trying to convince me to compete in contests , but i need a lotttttaaaaa **** work before i'm ready for all that.
01-02-2004, 12:11 AM #19
CA, bigol, your humor is hard to beat. Thanks for the laugh. Hoss, I actually found the story funny.
01-02-2004, 12:12 AM #20
Yeah, I figure since it was new years you all would need a good laugh to get over the hangovers Happy New Year everyone!
01-02-2004, 12:17 AM #21
Count Chocula Rules!
01-02-2004, 12:18 AM #22
Yes it does. I like the strawberry and there was a blueberry guy in that line up wasn't there?
01-02-2004, 12:21 AM #23Originally Posted by 50%Natural
Last edited by chrisAdams; 01-02-2004 at 12:23 AM.
01-02-2004, 12:21 AM #24
Think so, dunno what happend to the blueberry dude though.
01-02-2004, 12:22 AM #25
Dang Chris...know alotta bout cereal lol
01-02-2004, 12:24 AM #26Originally Posted by hoss827
01-02-2004, 12:25 AM #27Originally Posted by chrisAdams
01-02-2004, 12:26 AM #28
Maybe she'll have a tube up her ass so the **** will come out that. Apparently, she won't mind it at all.
01-02-2004, 12:28 AM #29LORDBLiTZ GuestOriginally Posted by chrisAdams
01-02-2004, 12:35 AM #30
Thank got we installed the Hoss-thread-limmit-o-matic 2000
01-02-2004, 12:36 AM #31Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
01-02-2004, 12:37 AM #32Originally Posted by RON
01-02-2004, 12:43 AM #33Originally Posted by RON
seems to be working very nicely as well
01-02-2004, 01:30 AM #34
Sounds to me like he shoved it in there sideways
01-02-2004, 04:42 AM #35
16 stitches? WTF?
Did she get anally-fisted by a silverback gorilla, or was your friend using a chainsaw??
01-02-2004, 05:26 AM #36
Sounds like he used a can opener. She is a true anal whore if she wants more after she heals. Thats one scar I wouldnt be proud of.
01-02-2004, 06:37 AM #37
I was wondering, did he have a 2x4 tied to a length of rope? (that way he wouldn't fall in) That could have possible done it. or was he trying to fit hes head up there. Or was it a huge bobby pin?
01-02-2004, 09:41 AM #38
I admit it I did it. Your bro couldnt do the job so I came along and spit on that **** and pulled a porno job on that booty and the girl couldnt hang...lol
01-02-2004, 09:46 AM #39
triple penetration on the anal whore.
01-02-2004, 11:49 AM #40
Heard of it once from my boy that's a prison guard...
Some new young buck got it good from about 20 inmates and
needed close to 50 stitches to fix things back up...
I can't imagine having to take a **** after that one...
Never heard of it happening from normal kinky bang bang...
Hoss you're boy must be hung like a Bear or just believes in going in
dry without lube....
Originally Posted by Ammar
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