01-30-2004, 02:10 PM #1
Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big fat a$$.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your a$$.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty"
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister
01-30-2004, 02:30 PM #2
01-30-2004, 02:35 PM #3
oh man... the last one is my favorite but that wouldn't work for afew boys on the board...
01-30-2004, 03:41 PM #4
01-30-2004, 04:34 PM #5
im making some for my son's class as we speak...
01-30-2004, 05:26 PM #6
im making them and giving them to my female friends
01-30-2004, 08:07 PM #7
01-30-2004, 08:15 PM #8
I need to find me some of those cards LOL
01-30-2004, 08:44 PM #9
01-30-2004, 09:03 PM #10
Don't fall into a Valentine's Day rut,
come over to my place and I'll **** your but.
01-31-2004, 11:21 AM #11
01-31-2004, 10:19 PM #12
lol cute...Good Enough Never Is....
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