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  1. 01-30-2004, 03:10 PM #1
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    Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

    10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
    But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

    9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
    Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

    8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
    In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

    7. This feels so good, it feels so right
    I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

    6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
    Especially when I'm spanking, your big fat a$$.

    5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
    But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

    4. Through all the things that came to pass
    Our love has grown. . . but so's your a$$.

    3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
    I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty"

    2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
    So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

    1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
    You should check out the one that I gave to your sister
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  2. 01-30-2004, 03:30 PM #2
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  3. 01-30-2004, 03:35 PM #3
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    oh man... the last one is my favorite but that wouldn't work for afew boys on the board...
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  4. 01-30-2004, 04:41 PM #4
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  5. 01-30-2004, 05:34 PM #5
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    im making some for my son's class as we speak...
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  6. 01-30-2004, 06:26 PM #6
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    im making them and giving them to my female friends
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  7. 01-30-2004, 09:07 PM #7
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    LMAO.........
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  8. 01-30-2004, 09:15 PM #8
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    I need to find me some of those cards LOL
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  9. 01-30-2004, 09:44 PM #9
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    ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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  10. 01-30-2004, 10:03 PM #10
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    Don't fall into a Valentine's Day rut,
    come over to my place and I'll **** your but.
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  11. 01-31-2004, 12:21 PM #11
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    i saw this on www.askmen.com funny stuff
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  12. 01-31-2004, 11:19 PM #12
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    lol cute...
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