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    Beware the Ides of March...

    BEWARE!!

    I'm specifically looking in the direction(s) of Pheedno, MBH and Swellin.

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    Happy March 15 to you too

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Happy March 15 to you too
    Yes, happy for all but Phee-diddy, MBH and Swellin...the fates look knowingly and tragically upon them on this day.

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    ~ my nana actually sent out emails say beware of the ides of march?? ~

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    How so Brutus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    How so Brutus?
    Get your Shakespeare right....you'd think that a guy who was in his late teens when the play was written would have gone over it a few times. The soothsayer uttered "beware the Ides of March"....dammit Juggy.

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    Holy Shakespearean fruitcakes Batman!

    Okay…this is rather frightful to say the least…I was expecting a package today…it didn’t show. Now Big G has me in here birthing a litter of kittens.

    Let me think…

    Injections….went cool
    Package…no show
    Workout….coming up
    Wife…at work (or so she said)
    Kid…at daycare (2 sexy ladies keep him)

    What do I care? To this oracle and the sewage which she spews forth, I say…..PPPTTHHHHHHHBBBBBTTTTTTT! (A quote from the penguin…Opus.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swellin
    What do I care? To this oracle and the sewage which she spews forth, I say…..PPPTTHHHHHHHBBBBBTTTTTTT! (A quote from the penguin…Opus.)
    Hey man, i'm just an innocent soothsayer. I didn't ask for this gift...i was born with it.

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    I would suggest you listen to him. look what happened to caesar. Just be glad it isn't any other month, or the ides would've already passed and you'd be screwed. (in other months, the ides falls on the 13th. )
    Last edited by chrisAdams; 03-15-2004 at 12:33 PM.

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    Lord, what fools these mortals be.

    (Since no one seems to quote from the correct play, I'll just throw one in there too.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Lord, what fools these mortals be.

    (Since no one seems to quote from the correct play, I'll just throw one in there too.)
    midsummer night's dream sucks. Any play full of "faeries" is way too fruity for me.

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    I don't have any friends named Brutus.
    Wait a minute...I don't have many friends.
    The ones I have are named things like Biff, Alfonse, Scottie, Louie, & Stevie.
    Hey man, i'm just an innocent soothsayer. I didn't ask for this gift...i was born with it.
    Awe.....I was just refering to what I thought of the gift...not so much the sewage slinger.

    I think that, in your honor, I will push the envelope today. Just to debunk said soothsayer's accuracy.

    Wait...this brings on a whole new concept. Let's assume that something does happen to one those who have been "marked." Would that make our little oracle feel bad...or would it simply bring more worship from the her flock?
    Let's take this to the next level.....
    I push the envelope in defiance of the prophecy...something bad happens.
    While I am certain that our oracle would be saddened that her warnings were not heeded, I wonder if she might feel responsible for pushing me. Or, would it simply be that my own lunacy drove me this way and she just realized it would happen?
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    I had an audit from the state comptrollers office today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    Get your Shakespeare right....you'd think that a guy who was in his late teens when the play was written would have gone over it a few times. The soothsayer uttered "beware the Ides of March"....dammit Juggy.
    I told William, when he asked me what line he should use for that part, to go with "Brutus is trying to muscle in on you homeboy." but William being all fancy went with the whole "beware the Ides of March" thing...........I told him I doubt anyone would come watch the **** thing......he was worried it was to high brow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Lord, what fools these mortals be.

    (Since no one seems to quote from the correct play, I'll just throw one in there too.)
    Juliet: Rambo, Rambo where forth art thou Rambo?
    Rambo: I's right here under the balcony you blind ass woman! Quit your yellin! Pry tell, has thou father left the manor for the eve?

    Hahahaha

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    et tu Brute?....................OMG.........my 11th grade English teacher drilled that into our heads.........i'll never forget that as long as i live..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    et tu Brute?....................OMG.........my 11th grade English teacher drilled that into our heads.........i'll never forget that as long as i live..........
    You sure that wasn't from the Popeye cartoon? hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    Juliet: Rambo, Rambo where forth art thou Rambo?
    Rambo: I's right here under the balcony you blind ass woman! Quit your yellin! Pry tell, has thou father left the manor for the eve?

    Hahahaha
    Juggy.. i hate to be the one to do this but if i didn't, either rambo or big green was going to. "Wherefore", which is what i'm pretty sure you meant to type, means "why" and not "where". She's asking him why he has to be who he is, a member of the family that her own is currently feuding with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    You sure that wasn't from the Popeye cartoon? hahahaha

    huh?............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    huh?............
    popeye's arch nemesis was Bluto.. he always tried to steal olive oil away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    huh?............
    You don't know who Popeye is? Olive oil and whimpy?

    Great, just great......now I feel old.....thanks D.

    hahahahaha

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    It's okay Juggy, I knew what you meant. I always thought that Popeye should have noit the big one in March. Ole Bluto should have have gotten him.

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    Danielle, popeye was the greg valentino of forearms. He was also a cartoon.

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    hehehe........im not THAT young.......lol......i remember who popeye was........i just didnt know what the 2 had to do with each other...........

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    while there are still several hours left in the day before i retire, no tragedy has befallen me as of yet.

    i hope noone drops a trashcan on my head.

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    Well, it turns out that once again, I butchered my trap shot. Now I can't turn my head to the left. Is that good enough?

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