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    -pulp fiction-

    Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fvckin' thing.
    Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
    Jules: Ain't no fvckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fvckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fvckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
    Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
    Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fvckin' master.
    Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
    Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
    Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
    Jules: Fvck you.

    Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
    Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
    Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fvck a Quarter Pounder is.
    Jules: Then what do they call it?
    Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
    Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
    Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
    Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
    Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

    Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet?
    Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfvcker.

    haha sorry i can go on all day
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    i also like when tyler durden ask ed noton's unamed character, "how is that working out for you? "you being clever" "well keep it up then!"

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    "I want a room you mean old bastard what the fuck d'you think I want?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    "I want a room you mean old bastard what the fuck d'you think I want?"
    whats that from?

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    Anytime I try on someone else's sunnies I can't resist the old:

    "I need yoor cloves, yoor bootes, and yoor mottorcycal!"

    Also loved all the bullying ones in Full Metal Jacket to Corporal Pile from his sarge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    whats that from?
    George Clooney as Seth Gecko in Dusk till Dawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    George Clooney as Seth Gecko in Dusk till Dawn.
    good flick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aadren****e
    -pulp fiction-

    Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fvckin' thing.
    Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
    Jules: Ain't no fvckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fvckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fvckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
    Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
    Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fvckin' master.
    Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
    Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
    Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
    Jules: Fvck you.

    Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
    Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
    Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fvck a Quarter Pounder is.
    Jules: Then what do they call it?
    Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
    Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
    Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
    Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
    Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

    Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet?
    Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfvcker.

    haha sorry i can go on all day
    i love the Mc d's dialouge. this was one of the best movies of all time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    good flick!
    yezzir!

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    "Oh, look... we have created enchantment!"
    Blance DuBois in "Streetcar Named Desire"

    "I have always relied on the kindness of strangers"
    Blanche, again.

    "We'll always have Paris"
    Bogey in Casablanca

    "Oh, Look... that little latin boy in drag is crying! Noxie, see why that little Latin boy in drag is crying!"
    (Vida Boheme to Noxzema Jackson)
    "Little Latin boy in drag... why are you crying?"
    (Noxzema Jackson to ChiChi Rodriguez in "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar")
    "nothing this beautiful could possibly be real"
    (little old lady, same movie)

    "if you're gonna shoot, don't talk... SHOOT!"
    Tuco, in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

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    Fight Club

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    "Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift. "

    "That was so ****ing money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit."

    -swingers

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    welcome to the titty twister

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