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    Oh and 70mg is cool

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    okay i trust you you guys doht wanna your big monkey dying do you thanks 70 it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    okay i trust you you guys doht wanna your big monkey dying do you thanks 70 it is.
    Saluu I promise nobody wants you to die...Besides roid monkey livers are a dime a dozen ruin this one and have another one put right in it's place...

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    Wow u realli are a roid monkey!!! On the subject of dbol , u realli dont wana be goin above 70mg, even that sounds a bit high to me. I would stay at 50mg but extend it to 5 or 6 weeks. Also, forget the tren a, just run tren e from the start.

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    okay monkey went to safeway bp was 200 high i went to the doctors right away i was wearing a muscle shirt and he asked me what i did for a living i told him and then he asked was i into sport or stress related things and he told me to take off my clothes i was scared you never know with these doctors last thing the monkey needs is a monkey style porno. Anyways i took off my shirt and he goes gee your a big guy and bp was 190 he said that is high 120 is normal. Then out of nowhere he ask me questions and he must have seen the marks on my shoulder on the delts im guess or just couldnt stand my sheer size and he goes do you do steroids i **** in my pants. he told me to stop taking roids and it is bad for you . the monkey almost lost it i felt like kicking his ass inside the place and ask him for a change do you have roid monkey medical insurance. but i kept my cool and told him kindly that i take once in a while little does he know im a roid monkey and on this **** 24 seven. he said my heart will enlarge and stuff like that i was about to tell him my sex drive is through the roof on 1000 mg of test a week and i wanted to bang his blonde receptionst. inside his office and he could watch the monkey in action. anyways he told me to go to the lab get a urine test no point in that because if they used a microscope all they would find in my piss is monkey piss. so i teared up the lab sheet and didnt even go and he gave me free samples of altace for bp i have no idea what that is but said it would keep my bp down good thing now i can save money and by more juice. **** these doctors of so stupid i asked him im on hawthorne berry for the bp he was like what is that i though he was suppose to know his ****. anyways this story is true like all my stories and when i got home even with 200 bp i jammed some 6 dbol pills with water. i dont care if my bp goes to 300 because the monkey needs to grow grow each day.

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    your crazy bro ill send outa prayr for ya...maybe 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    i dont care if my bp goes to 300 because the monkey needs to grow grow each day.
    You should care... at least you got some meds, also he knew you were on so his decission was informed on what he gave you. Take some garlic pills with your hawthorne berry pills. Drink water, do your cardio, eat right stay away from salt and sodium. You can still grow with normal bp.

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    Saluu bro thats not good...Maybe you might want to discontinue a compound or stop
    I know your a riod monkey but don't you want to live...Be safe bro...

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    okay monkey went to safeway bp was 200 high i went to the doctors right away i was wearing a muscle shirt and he asked me what i did for a living i told him and then he asked was i into sport or stress related things and he told me to take off my clothes i was scared you never know with these doctors last thing the monkey needs is a monkey style porno. Anyways i took off my shirt and he goes gee your a big guy and bp was 190 he said that is high 120 is normal. Then out of nowhere he ask me questions and he must have seen the marks on my shoulder on the delts im guess or just couldnt stand my sheer size and he goes do you do steroids i **** in my pants. he told me to stop taking roids and it is bad for you . the monkey almost lost it i felt like kicking his ass inside the place and ask him for a change do you have roid monkey medical insurance. but i kept my cool and told him kindly that i take once in a while little does he know im a roid monkey and on this **** 24 seven. he said my heart will enlarge and stuff like that i was about to tell him my sex drive is through the roof on 1000 mg of test a week and i wanted to bang his blonde receptionst. inside his office and he could watch the monkey in action. anyways he told me to go to the lab get a urine test no point in that because if they used a microscope all they would find in my piss is monkey piss. so i teared up the lab sheet and didnt even go and he gave me free samples of altace for bp i have no idea what that is but said it would keep my bp down good thing now i can save money and by more juice. **** these doctors of so stupid i asked him im on hawthorne berry for the bp he was like what is that i though he was suppose to know his ****. anyways this story is true like all my stories and when i got home even with 200 bp i jammed some 6 dbol pills with water. i dont care if my bp goes to 300 because the monkey needs to grow grow each day.
    funny sh*t

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    Look saluu your fan club is here, meso and nutz56 kingkong jbol juddman... we are here for the gathering

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Look saluu your fan club is here, meso and nutz56 kingkong jbol juddman... we are here for the gathering
    I was just going to say the same thing...The saluu fan club

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbol
    funny sh*t
    oh man, couldn't have gotten any funnier... unless he actually did do the receptionist in his office, in which case it would have been off the wall hilarious

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    I'm worried about the monkey...he's getting out of hand here. We need to monkey to stay with us for a while.

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    lol... gotta love the support the roid monkey turned gorilla that roars like a lion gets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juddman
    I'm worried about the monkey...he's getting out of hand here. We need to monkey to stay with us for a while.
    With out my daily dose of Saluu were would I be Probably doing something constructive...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Look saluu your fan club is here, meso and nutz56 kingkong jbol juddman... we are here for the gathering
    We are here to support you saluu.

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    I really never did dbol before, not in 15 years of using... well i am a week in to 30mg a day... I look fantastic... utterly awesome, I am really lean so the water weight makes me look filled out...

    I am going to jump with 40mg a day next cycle and up the dosage 10mg each cycle until I hit 60-70 a day... I was severly dissapointed with anadrol ... dbol on the other hand is ****ing awesome...

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    My wife gets pi**ed at me because I always have to get on here to see what saluu has to say.....then the sh*t is so funny I end up staying on here for hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbol
    My wife gets pi**ed at me because I always have to get on here to see what saluu has to say.....then the sh*t is so funny I end up staying on here for hours.
    same with my girl...Just tell her your in the saluu fan club Iam sure that will work..

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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGKONG
    same with my girl...Just tell her your in the saluu fan club Iam sure that will work..
    I do....I even have her read his threads,but she says she cant understand what hes trying to say.....go figure

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbol
    I do....I even have her read his threads,but she says she cant understand what hes trying to say.....go figure
    I try to get my girl into his threads to because she's always asking what Iam laughing about then she looks at me like Iam retarted when she reads the threads..I think Saluu is just a man's man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Look saluu your fan club is here, meso and nutz56 kingkong jbol juddman... we are here for the gathering
    Add me to the list. I am a huge supporter of the Roid Monkey Fan Club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder
    Add me to the list. I am a huge supporter of the Roid Monkey Fan Club.
    Iam making our shirts right now for the gym that say
    ROID MONKEY FAN CLUB...The hoe's wont know what hit them when they find out Iam down with the monkey

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    thans guys but i am concerned alittle bit even my buddy goes 200 is high. you know the doc scared me he gave me a lecture and **** and i though he was just suppose to tap the roid monkey on the back and say go monkey go. i was caught off guard though i guess he showed his human side and showed that he cared. Another thing is pissing me off are these zits and pimples i got on my back it makes me look like **** thank god the only tool that doesnt have a pimple is the one that i would have used on that blonde receptionist. how do i get rid of these monkey pimples

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    thans guys but i am concerned alittle bit even my buddy goes 200 is high. you know the doc scared me he gave me a lecture and **** and i though he was just suppose to tap the roid monkey on the back and say go monkey go. i was caught off guard though i guess he showed his human side and showed that he cared. Another thing is pissing me off are these zits and pimples i got on my back it makes me look like **** thank god the only tool that doesnt have a pimple is the one that i would have used on that blonde receptionist. how do i get rid of these monkey pimples
    I like neutrogena with the salicylic acid works great saluu and tanning helps a great deal...

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    thanks i heard accutane is good to i need to get rid of these pimples looks gross man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    thanks i heard accutane is good to i need to get rid of these pimples looks gross man.
    accutane is the only drug that has ever fvcked up my liver enzyme values....
    I use it in the summer to look pretty but it's not something you want to add to d-boll or any c-17...

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    long live our roid monkey!!

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    Saluu... you definately got some issues i would also recommend that you go see a shrink. Listen to you about monkey grow monkey grow no wonder your girl left.. you probally annoyed the **** out of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slacker
    Saluu... you definately got some issues i would also recommend that you go see a shrink. Listen to you about monkey grow monkey grow no wonder your girl left.. you probally annoyed the **** out of her.
    Dude hes a french canadian, thats all I should have to say if you're really from canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by slacker
    Saluu... you definately got some issues i would also recommend that you go see a shrink. Listen to you about monkey grow monkey grow no wonder your girl left.. you probally annoyed the **** out of her.
    The snake that bites from the back and not the front with issues????? No way.......... if your not down with the new mike tyson you can suck it

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    thans guys but i am concerned alittle bit even my buddy goes 200 is high. you know the doc scared me he gave me a lecture and **** and i though he was just suppose to tap the roid monkey on the back and say go monkey go. i was caught off guard though i guess he showed his human side and showed that he cared. Another thing is pissing me off are these zits and pimples i got on my back it makes me look like **** thank god the only tool that doesnt have a pimple is the one that i would have used on that blonde receptionist. how do i get rid of these monkey pimples
    Saluu, I hear Sulphuric Acid works really well on zits

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    How do you like my location saluu???

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    Bro you sound like you should be on MOnday Night Raw with the way you talk.. haha i love it

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    wow this thread is still going
    i cant wait for the roid monkey to evolve into the GrowthHormone Monkey.!

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    jbol i love it welcome to the fan club you , juddman, nutz, bdtr, meso of course, king kong are members you will get free roid monkey porno videos where i screw hooker and get my hairy chest shaved at the same time roid monkey style, and if she aint down with monkey policy i think im gonna have to inject her with eq and add more veins to her already cocaine addict body. The last thing a hooker who is hooked on drugs needs is more roid monkey eq and more veins sticking out of her neck. Then she will get the classic stamp hi im bdtr moderator for anaboic-review can you say blackmail just joking bdtr your a buddy of mine this is strictly ratings and if any newbies arent down with it they can suck it. bdtr is owner and sponsor of the roid monkey fan club all hail to the best moderator on this website he has something money boss dont have money and personality. and this is my personal opinion and money boss you cant ban me for this my fan club is too huge they will defend their monkey from canada . my lawyer will be none other than swole cat and if anyone misses with me he is gonna have to take my lawyer on who looks like the next arnold in the making. ANd if that not enough yu got 320 pds of roid monkey friend in bdtr and his 22 inch canons. NOw that is what i call power saluu for moderator all hail the monkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    jbol i love it welcome to the fan club you , juddman, nutz, bdtr, meso of course, king kong are members you will get free roid monkey porno videos where i screw hooker and get my hairy chest shaved at the same time roid monkey style, and if she aint down with monkey policy i think im gonna have to inject her with eq and add more veins to her already cocaine addict body. The last thing a hooker who is hooked on drugs needs is more roid monkey eq and more veins sticking out of her neck. Then she will get the classic stamp hi im bdtr moderator for anaboic-review can you say blackmail just joking bdtr your a buddy of mine this is strictly ratings and if any newbies arent down with it they can suck it. bdtr is owner and sponsor of the roid monkey fan club all hail to the best moderator on this website he has something money boss dont have money and personality. and this is my personal opinion and money boss you cant ban me for this my fan club is too huge they will defend their monkey from canada . my lawyer will be none other than swole cat and if anyone misses with me he is gonna have to take my lawyer on who looks like the next arnold in the making. ANd if that not enough yu got 320 pds of roid monkey friend in bdtr and his 22 inch canons. NOw that is what i call power saluu for moderator all hail the monkey.
    OMG that might be your best post ever saluu....

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    lol... you can't call out mods bro. your fan club's behind you all the way, but you can't call out mods like money boss just because you got a huge fan club. either way, it's funny as hell... but bdtr wouldn't be able to stop money boss from banning you and either would your lawyer SC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutz56
    lol... you can't call out mods bro. your fan club's behind you all the way, but you can't call out mods like money boss just because you got a huge fan club. either way, it's funny as hell... but bdtr wouldn't be able to stop money boss from banning you and either would your lawyer SC
    He's above the law he's a loner a rebel he's saluu.....The roid monkey...

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    i'm just tryin to protect my investment... he can call out other dudes (no harsh flaming of course) but the mods, especially money boss, won't put up with it (he's proved it already)

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