Thread: Customs Has a Sense Of Humor
06-01-2002, 01:29 AM #1
Customs Has a Sense Of Humor
Check this out,
Today I get pack from overseas. My hommie, who the shit is sent to, brings me the pack. Wrapped around the bad is a big green piece of tape that says "Examined By Customs." I open the pack, and inside theres a nice little note from Customs telling me that illegal contraban was found, and siezed for proper disposel. They also leave the trash (wrapping paper, masking take, empty tore up boxes) inside the envelope, along with the little pamphlet for my Deca .
How funny is that?
06-01-2002, 01:50 AM #2
Those fucking narcs. glad you have a sense of humor about it. Good luck gettin that gear re-sent
06-01-2002, 01:57 AM #3
I dont think Im ever doing International ever again...too many headaches, too much risk. I realized that when u Internaitonal u cant control the situation, if for no other reason other than I cant predict when shit is SUPPOSED to arrive. Its such a huge time window. At least domestic, I have an idea (down to the veyr day it WILL be here) so I can prepare for any situation that may come.
06-01-2002, 02:01 AM #4
I agree, if I ever purchased "mail order goods," I'd go with domestic. ONly thing I'd touch international is pills. Some dnp I ordered international was here in a week regular shipping. You're right though, you just never know for sure what you're gonna get
06-01-2002, 08:51 AM #5
I had the same shit happen with Xanax. The fuckers left 1 pill in the box, no joke. Along with the trash and the note. I bet the guy was high as a kite.
06-01-2002, 10:11 AM #6
lol, one pill? haha, bunch of pricks, but funny.
06-01-2002, 11:10 AM #7Associate Member
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if i worked in customs, id be pocketin all the roids
06-01-2002, 11:13 AM #8
my shit gets mailed to me 3 day's from asia.And is themost profesional packaging i ever seen!!!!
06-01-2002, 11:19 AM #9AR-Hall of Famer / Retired
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3 days from asia ? u charter a jet to bring it in?
06-01-2002, 11:58 AM #10
I think the doofster got something from yugo in two days,
now thats amazing.
06-01-2002, 01:09 PM #11
Don't know how my man does it but when he tells me it shipprd moday i have it by thursday.And i received over 10 packages from him.The most professinal job i seen.not bad huh!!
06-01-2002, 01:30 PM #12
Yup, my UK orders are top notch packaging as well.
Don't get descriptive at all on the boards about it either, PLEASE:-). No need to give customs the secrets.
06-01-2002, 01:47 PM #13Donating Member
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ssshhhhhhhhhhhh, now you did it.
Thats how I get all my gear, I just hang out with buddies that are custom agents and they give me all the gear I want.
Just kidding, I get it from my pooohnanny,
She is a doctor.
Wait what am i saying.
Thats pretty funny that they left one pill and all.
I wonder if it really was the custom agents or if it was the guy filling the order? that would suck....
sorry to hear this happen to you, do domestic next time.......
06-01-2002, 01:52 PM #14
Andro, it was customs. They had thier nice green fucking sticker and a note inside, as well as the Xanor boxes from South Africa. I had to laugh when I opened it. It's all part of the game!
06-01-2002, 03:17 PM #15
Those wacky crazy customs guys sure are about as fun as a barrel of monkeys (which they would probably seize too).
06-02-2002, 08:10 AM #16Donating Member
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DMX, your sure are cool about it, I would be so fu*king mad I lost my gear. You must have taken anger management.
Sounds like it was customes, I went over to Pairs to visit my sister and when I came back the customes agent ask me about some diving gear I had. He put enough of that green tape on my bages I am still pulling it off. The crappy thing is the tape they put on my bages splits up when you pull if off. I guess thats to keep you from using it again.
06-02-2002, 10:07 AM #17
It wasn't gear, I've been lucky so far on gear. That was for Xanax, the way I see it that if after 30 orders I've lost like 6-7 it's not that big of a deal. Esp when the Xanax in South Africa goes for like $0.30 a tab for 1mg. That is SOOOO cheap.
06-02-2002, 10:09 AM #18
Come to think about it, that probably why the dude left 1 xanax in the box, to help me chill. I did take it right then, LMAO!
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