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    Talking A "Dear juicer" letter - courtesy US gov

    not what you want to see - but better than it being "hand delivered" -= thx partyboy
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    Hope to never see one in person.

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    Thanks cyc, thanks partyboy.

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    Geez!

    Thats scary! Looks like they are just telling you that "you cant have your stuff" instead of "try it again and we'll come arrest your ass".

    Could our government be that stupid?

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    That's where the gov. gets you. They don't arrest you at first, but they put your name and address on a list. Basically if it happens again then they'll arrest you. A friend of mine got a seizure letter and it was 10 pages long with details and violations and what he could do. But it did inform him that he was now on a list and would be monitored. Scary shit.

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    Man, damn fuckers.

    Oh well, you know the "Big Brother" has to protect us from ourselves. God knows roids are as bad as cocaine and herioin, thats why they are scheduled the same. But of course, nobody has every proven that roids have caused death. But we have proven that overdosing on asprin, tylenol, beer, cigarrettes, toothpaste, etc. will kill you. Funny how they arent schedule 3 drugs too.

    Friggin Idiots.

    I swear to all things holy, if I knew how to make my own shit, I'd be in a friggin underground lab every weekend. Somewhere that nobody could come protect me from myself.

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    Great post CO.

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    OHH GOD...IM SHAKING NOW!!!!!

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    i've never seen one of those before. i hope i never have to again. good post cyc, sorry partyboy

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    well - that just means you lost your juice - you should shake when you see "processing customes" for 2 weeks and you havent gotten anything - then one day the doorbell rings and there is a freindly postman (but not one youve ever seen before) ....................

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    3 weeks and a half have passed. No orals yet. But I cannot have a clue if the package is "procesing" in customs as you said, or is delayed in the mail.

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    Nice one Cycle, Glad to see someone figured out how to get that up.

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    well, I figure if anyone can "get it up" for the right reasons, that would be me

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    That is the last time I wanna see a letter like that please and thank you. Especially in person. Shiver.

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    good work CYC!!

    i'm glad my little experience could shed some light.good work getting that thing on here for me.i am way to computer illiterate to have done it myself,haha.good work bro!

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    Re: good work CYC!!

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    i'm glad my little experience could shed some light.good work getting that thing on here for me.i am way to computer illiterate to have done it myself,haha.good work bro!
    Kind of a tuff way to have to set an example. Butt thanks a ton.

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    did anyone notice jarheads signature?

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    hehe

    You like that sig Dane? It's probably the best story I've ever heard in my life. My wife and I were rolling around on the living room floor laughing so bad we couldnt sleep that night after reading this. Whenever I'm having a bad day, I go and read that post and immediately, I'm smiling. It is by far the best piece of comedic genius I think I've ever come across in my 36 years on this here ball of dust.


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    that letter is from like 2 yrs ago

    i don't know if there is an updated one.that was all my friend's doing.it didn't do anything to get that thing.this asshole was planning on having shit sent to the house my gf and it were living in at the time!!i had no idea til i started to get letters then he came clean and told me.i never saw the kid again after the day i confronted him about it.he must have changed gyms and everything!!and he worked in a gov't position!!!!see the shady fuckers that protect us!!!

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    ooo that's shistey! that's grounds for a beat down! find that kid!

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    looks familiar....................




    peace bb79

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