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    Steroids for your dick...

    SImple question... Is there such thing that actually enlarges the penis? not viagra or cialis but something that actually makes it grow?

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    wow close this tread

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    Simple answer: No.

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    Only if you site inject.
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    JK dont try it..... sad i had to put this in but i know some one would try it if i didnt

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    Dick pump from Club X...? Lol

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    How do ur muscles grow? From hard workouts. Grab a wet towel, put it over Ur Dick, and lift the towel up. They are called penis lifts.2 sets of ten, then increase the weight by adding more water, and do another 2 sets. Do that every night before bed. And het as much sex and hand action as possible.

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    OP, here is a link you should checkout.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYkVhUh0H0Y

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    Quote Originally Posted by unexpected View Post
    How do ur muscles grow? From hard workouts. Grab a wet towel, put it over Ur Dick, and lift the towel up. They are called penis lifts.2 sets of ten, then increase the weight by adding more water, and do another 2 sets. Do that every night before bed. And het as much sex and hand action as possible.
    You're a serious idiot...

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknownz View Post
    as far as my concern, You can increase penis size without surgery buy taking some herbal natural penis pills also. There are some penis enlargement products available on market. You can take these after proper research and there sucess rate. vigrx is the most known penis pills these days. so you can take it from trusted online store
    If those actually worked, don't you think that big pharma would have improved them and made them into prescription drugs by now? There is a reason why all that crap is mainly sold on 3am info-mercials...

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungMan View Post
    SImple question... Is there such thing that actually enlarges the penis? not viagra or cialis but something that actually makes it grow?
    Sure, I said this on a now deleted thread from around 2003 - 2004.

    You need to extract your sperm into a cup 3 times a day until you get 1/2cup liquid.

    Then put saran wrap on it and let it sit in a dark place for 30 days. At the end of 30 days you will notice everything has separated.

    Take the top layer out with a syringe and then dose as follows :

    1cc EOD and let it dissolve under your tongue.

    Give it 8 weeks and BAM, 4inches in length and 3 in girth.

    There ya go!

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    That's gross

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    That guy is a bundle full.Sorry guy your stuck with a short one.Talk to DSM for life.He will give you his

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    is this a joke,dumb ass.

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    We could only wish

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    we could try synthol???

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    i cannot believe this is a serious thread lol....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonaparte View Post
    You're a serious idiot...
    Whats wrong with that? was a joke by the way u stooge

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    Quote Originally Posted by unexpected View Post
    Whats wrong with that? was a joke by the way u stooge
    Have some respect mate!

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    op how bad could it be, i mean we would all not mind having a bit more but seriously it can't be that bad..oh and stop watching porn you'll feel better about yourself..

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    You will read this a lot, if you browse the boards.

    With certain compounds; when you are on cycle you notice an obvious change in your toolbox.

    - Your junk my be a bit bigger (caused by increased blood flow; so the change is minimal but you feel/think you can clearly see it)
    - You are more confident, so your increased confidence subliminally makes you feel like "it's bigger"
    - - You also may "last longer" with your new confidence [confidence, ego; tomato, tomahto]
    - Your libido is increased due to magnified test %
    etc. etc.

    What does it for me is always the same:
    - Cut diet 2 weeks prior to cycle (2 weeks, that's it? you newb...)
    - Tbol 60mg p/d with Test Cyp 1g p/w for 8-12 weeks.

    For the first 3-5 weeks of that cycle, I am on cloud fu**ing nine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by unexpected View Post
    How do ur muscles grow? From hard workouts. Grab a wet towel, put it over Ur Dick, and lift the towel up. They are called penis lifts.2 sets of ten, then increase the weight by adding more water, and do another 2 sets. Do that every night before bed. And het as much sex and hand action as possible.
    Sorry to tell you this, but the penis is an organ, not a muscle....

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    Quote Originally Posted by unexpected View Post
    Whats wrong with that? was a joke by the way u stooge
    You just directly contradicted yourself. Are you standing behind your absurd advice, or was it just an joke and obviously stupid? You can't get offended for being told your advice is stupid, AND claim it was a joke.

    The main problem with your theory is that the penis is not a muscle. The corpus cavernosum is just a vascular tissue structure. All it does is inflate with blood. You can pull on it all you want, but it isn't going to grow. Now, you could pull some of it out of your body by sleeping with a weighted device attached to your penis, but that requires surgery to cut away some of the muscles and connective tissue that control and secure your penis to your body. Oh, and it never stands at attention correctly after that surgery.
    Last edited by Bonaparte; 05-06-2011 at 03:58 PM.

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    Andractim gel. Use it topically

    ^^ serious answer^^

    And workouts are called kegel exercises

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    Ok boys - i take back what i said, as a stupid joke. I do however understand that this could be a problem for alot of men, and i cannot offer any serious advise, so ill stay out of it - and yes i do know that the penis is not a muscle, hence the what i said obviously being a joke.

    goodluck

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    according to cbs news there is a way to grow the penis

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/...20056451.shtml

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy_rocks View Post
    according to cbs news there is a way to grow the penis

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/...20056451.shtml
    "For instance, a small study published in 2002 in the International Journal of Impotence Research showed a penis stretcher called Andropenis could add 0.7 inches (1.8 centimeters) on average to the sex organ after four months of use for at least six hours a day. That extender device showed promise in another study with six months of use for at least four hours a day. And the Golden Erect extender was shown to increase penis length in participants of a study published in 2010 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine."

    Need I say more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonaparte View Post
    "For instance, a small study published in 2002 in the International Journal of Impotence Research showed a penis stretcher called Andropenis could add 0.7 inches (1.8 centimeters) on average to the sex organ after four months of use for at least six hours a day. That extender device showed promise in another study with six months of use for at least four hours a day. And the Golden Erect extender was shown to increase penis length in participants of a study published in 2010 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine."

    Need I say more?
    That sounds painful.

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    at least there is hope for dudes who are to small. it must be messed up to live with a 4 incher. but many may think a pill would be more convenient. i think that an extender as the only answer is better because it requires the commitment of the ones who actually need it rather than many people who are fine but want a little more kinda like the people in hollywood who are obsessed with plastic surgery, botox, muscle implants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonaparte View Post
    "For instance, a small study published in 2002 in the International Journal of Impotence Research showed a penis stretcher called Andropenis could add 0.7 inches (1.8 centimeters) on average to the sex organ after four months of use for at least six hours a day. That extender device showed promise in another study with six months of use for at least four hours a day. And the Golden Erect extender was shown to increase penis length in participants of a study published in 2010 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine."

    Need I say more?
    Ya.... ouch and ouch....

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    Omg i started this thread as a joke too see how far it can be taken lol and seems like everyone has an input on it..... as stupid as the thread is lol..... everyone still has to add there opinion lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungMan View Post
    SImple question... Is there such thing that actually enlarges the penis? not viagra or cialis but something that actually makes it grow?
    First let me answer your question with yes. There is a surgery that can exten your penis length 2 inches or more. They go in and cut the muscle the is behind your taint and then u get extra penis. Now secondly its sad that threads like this get so many replys when other threads where people have serious questions get none.. smh oh well

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungMan View Post
    Omg i started this thread as a joke too see how far it can be taken lol and seems like everyone has an input on it..... as stupid as the thread is lol..... everyone still has to add there opinion lmao
    You have to admit, it's a pretty easy topic to have a stupid opinion about...

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungMan View Post
    Omg i started this thread as a joke too see how far it can be taken lol and seems like everyone has an input on it..... as stupid as the thread is lol..... everyone still has to add there opinion lmao
    yeah well theres a place called 'the lounge' for the brainless drivel, this is a q&a forum

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    Lol and I actually answered it

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    Quote Originally Posted by DGK View Post
    Now secondly its sad that threads like this get so many replys when other threads where people have serious questions get none.. smh oh well
    like most threads that belong in the lounge

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    Thank god I was blessed with a big one haha. I heard jelqing works

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    On your next test injection stick the syringe down the pee hole and inject.....I heard that works!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by calstate23 View Post
    On your next test injection stick the syringe down the pee hole and inject.....I heard that works!!!!
    yeah but you gotta mix it with hgh

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy_rocks View Post
    yeah but you gotta mix it with hgh
    Of course...I forgot about that....Good point

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