Steroids for your dick...

[crazy_rocks]

Of course...I forgot about that....Good point

and if you want it to have veins to scare 18 yr old girls you gotta add winstrol

[calstate23]

and if you want it to have veins to scare 18 yr old girls you gotta add winstrol

Again a must....Great job

[bugsysiegals]

Perhaps you need to find a girl with a smaller vagina. Not all girls have deep vaginas. And yes, I have a friend who told me about jelquing to get some extra size and he said it worked until he stopped doing it. I couldn't see spending an hour every day stretching my dick but for the people who really need it I suppose it's a start.

[Windex]

Yall are over-complicating things. All you gotta do is go tanning but stay extra long and skip on the lotion they give you. Once you get nice and dark you will trick your brain into becoming dark chocolate (as opposed to milk / white chocolate) and then it will naturally grow bigger.