Any of the steroid gurus interested in paid consultation?

[HHC]

I understand there is plenty of free info on here and that's all fine and dandy, but it takes a lot of time to sort through it and a lot of it can be misleading... So, if there are any gurus on here that have long standing knowledge of gear usage that are interested, I'm willing to pay for private consult. I'd like a personalized plan for myself based on my stats and goals. If you're interested, please contact me. Thanks.

[Bio-Active]

Just read the beginner cycle stickies. That should get you pointed in the right direction

[Honkey_Kong]

HHC, this wasn't even a clever way to ask for a source.

[David LoPan]

What are your stats? Age, weight, Bf, workout experience, diet? Experience with aas?

[HHC]

HHC, this wasn't even a clever way to ask for a source.

I'm not sure what you're talking about... I simply asked if anyone is interested in being paid to consult privately with me about steroid cycles, for a more personalized regimen. That's it. If you didn't like the manner in which I chose to ask it, that's not my problem. What you consider "clever" is irrelevant. If you could help me, then we could actually have something important to talk about...

[HHC]

What are your stats? Age, weight, Bf, workout experience, diet? Experience with aas?

May I contact you privately through PM?

[austinite]

No. We don't do that here and we don't allow such services to be conducted via our forums.

[HHC]

No. We don't do that here and we don't allow such services to be conducted via our forums.

No prob, I understand. Couldn't hurt to ask.

[David LoPan]

No post them on here. People will help you but not spoon feed you. It starts with your stats, goals and experience. People will help

[MuscleInk]

Have you read through this as recommended?

My First Cycle: Planning and Executing a Successful First Cycle

There is much more than which steroid (s) to use. Your nutrition (what you eat, when you eat, how you eat) and your training will play bigger roles in attaining goals. Eat above your TDEE to grow; below your TDEE to lose fat. These guidelines need to be followed before steroids will produce the desired results.

It's important to educate before you medicate. People here will guide and assist you but you are ultimately responsible for your own health. Steroid use will change the homeostatic balance of many hormones in your body. The same hormones that regulate sexual function, cognition, sleep-wake cycles (your circadian rhythm), digestion, immune system function, appetite, mood, cardiac function, lipid metabolism, wound healing, hematopoiesis and more. It's important you understand how they work, what they do, and the risks associated with use (hypertension, hyperlipidemia, hypercholesterolemia, elevated RBCs, possible prostate enlargement, immunosuppression, and a lot more).

It's great to have ambitious goals but this is a marathon and not a sprint and educating yourself isn't just smart thinking, but it's for the benefit of current and future health.

[HHC]

In response to MuscleInk:

I have looked over that thread. I have read quite a bit over the years, trying my best to weed through the know-it-all's who actually know nothing, the copy and pasters and narrow down to the true knowledge... but it sometimes becomes very tedious and annoying. Was just looking for a more personalized experience. But thank you for the info, I really appreciate it.

[scotty51312]

There are people out there who do such things for a living. Usually highly paid personal trainers. Ultimately do you really want to trust someone to tell you what to put in your body? I won't even trust my family doc without researching what she's trying to prescribe me.

Give yourself the peace of mind of doing your own research, then feel free to bounce ideas off of the guys here with experience and get input and make your own educated decision

[MuscleInk]

In response to MuscleInk: I have looked over that thread. I have read quite a bit over the years, trying my best to weed through the know-it-all's who actually know nothing, the copy and pasters and narrow down to the true knowledge... but it sometimes becomes very tedious and annoying. Was just looking for a more personalized experience. But thank you for the info, I really appreciate it.

No problem. The first part of that thread really lays the basics of a first cycle out. Written by one of the more knowledgable members. As you create a cycle there are plenty of guys here that will guide you along the correct path. Many have performed in body building/physique competitions so you don't just get opinion, you get experience from guys who have been there and done that.

It's a great group of guys. A few are bat sh1t crazy. You'll spot them eventually, but most guys have your health and interests in mind when advising.

Best of luck. Hope you'll stay and learn.

[David LoPan]

It's a great group of guys. A few are bat sh1t crazy. You'll spot them eventually, but most guys have your health and interests in mind when advising.
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Stop the madness, bat crap crazy people on a steroid website?

[scotty51312]

Stop the madness, bat crap crazy people on a steroid website?

I prefer "sanity challenged" thanks!

[MuscleInk]

Stop the madness, bat crap crazy people on a steroid website?

Who would have think it, huh????

[Times Roman]

No. We don't do that here and we don't allow such services to be conducted via our forums.

agreed. it becomes the "slippery slope" the owners of this board do not want staff to go down.

this is a voluntary, non paid bulletin board.

time and again, staff get booted by trying to make a buck off their network developed here.

if one were to choose to help others as you suggest, it should be pro bono.

you can either post questions directly here, or pm staff for help.

the staff get to be staff after a period of time whereby their peers assess their knowledge, amongst other things.

why would you want to pay if you can get it for free?

Good luck!
---Roman