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    Here is a nice poem for you to get a kick out of

    I went to my sourse,
    looking for juice of course,
    I told him i want to get huge,
    so he hooked me up with enanthate and some EQ.
    I ran home, excited to the max,
    pulled out my needle and stuck myslef right in the ass.
    It hurt at first than went in,
    I thought to myself, " no longer will I ever be thin".
    I went to the gym pumped as can be,
    through up the weight, and flexed a little for everyone to see.
    I got bigger and bigger and kept puttin on the weight,
    " This is to good to be true" but it was already to late.
    The blood pressure rose and i began to get zits,
    " what the hell is this lump?, oh **** I have titts!
    Now there is nothing I can do, I ****ed myself up,
    I bet now I could even fit into that B cup.
    Im so upset, I donno what to do,
    I look at the brighter side and say "i will always be bigger than you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by arnoldwannab
    I went to my sourse,
    looking for juice of course,
    I told him i want to get huge,
    so he hooked me up with enanthate and some EQ.
    I ran home, excited to the max,
    pulled out my needle and stuck myslef right in the ass.
    It hurt at first than went in,
    I thought to myself, " no longer will I ever be thin".
    I went to the gym pumped as can be,
    through up the weight, and flexed a little for everyone to see.
    I got bigger and bigger and kept puttin on the weight,
    " This is to good to be true" but it was already to late.
    The blood pressure rose and i began to get zits,
    " what the hell is this lump?, oh **** I have titts!
    Now there is nothing I can do, I ****ed myself up,
    I bet now I could even fit into that B cup.
    Im so upset, I donno what to do,
    I look at the brighter side and say "i will always be bigger than you"
    That **** is cool as hell, funny funny...

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