blood work questions?

[pressbox]

I hope this is the right place to post this question, if not please forgive me but I saw BLOOD WORK, so I posted here. My doctor ordered these test would someone have any experience on what these may be?
CBC
LP
CMP
UA
urine drug tox, I think I know what this is as he is a pain management doctor and he wants to make sure I'm not dopieing it up. lol.

thanks guys

If this is the wrong place for the post please advise where it should have been.

[fatherof6]

my doc oreder simaler stuff. what will i look for on the lab sheet i just got back. there is not test or free test levels. how will ik now twhat they are? i have stuff like wbc 10.8 rbc 5.21 hell im not goinmg to list it all thers a ton of it..what levels will he belooking for...also my hdl is 45 and my ldl is 90...are they ok from waht you all knmow...man thers like 50 things listed here how the hell does he figure this out...lmao...im taking it to him in two days to get my test refuills along with that one aas that iwas told to aks him for, for joint achs and pains also, he gives me test 250, 1 vial a month...but i want to now what hes going to look at before i get there is case my test is high i want to have an excuse for him...lol...i dont wan thim to cut me bakc ill just tell him i did a little more then i should have or something....

[gtrawee]

Can I add another question? What are acceptable levels of protein in urine when cycling and consuming about 400 grams/day? Worried about proteinuria and hypocalcemia.

[fatherof6]

syill noting wow i cant belive no one has an answer or suggestion here for this one...

[fatherof6]

come on folks help a brother out

[fatherof6]

your kidding me here bump...im going to bump this till one of you vets gives me some type of hope here. i just need some ides even if they are maybe type ides its worth a shot to me...let me knmow ill try anythig to keep this script alove for a few more months. if my levels aree low he will write it for 5 more months with 2 vilas a month..thats enough to keep around for a few cycsl even if he stops it...he said he wont stop anyway thgat he will drop it to 100 tect c a month which still aint bad

but folks i need ideas on how to lowerr my test...

from what i am readin on a few sites that if i stop hitting the test 250 that by body will go holy shit and there will be no test made as its used tro seeing the 250 jits 2x a week. so what i need to do is last shot was sunday...get my blood work thuirsday. that will give body time to ride of the injected test and still my nuts wont be perdusing yet as it still thinks i am to high cause of the injections...thats kinda what i thought and what i got from a few different sites posts...but i want the ideas from the more experianced here...thanks again, i hope

[fatherof6]

CUT & PASTE>>>>>>>

Monkeying with the blood test

In order to lower your Testosterone levels , you'll have to do some moderately drastic things. In fact, this will be a pain in the ass! Now, I realize that all this borders on the verge of excess, but hey, if you want it bad enough, you'll be willing to make some rather extreme sacrifices.

First, decrease calorie intake for about a week. If you can, don't eat 24 to 48 hours before the blood draw. When you do eat, eliminate carbs and fat. You'll only be eating protein during the week and preferably nothing the last 24 to 48 hours, except for a drink. The drink will be alcohol.

That's right, this will be the only time I'll actually recommend drinking, but it'll help. To be on the safe side, drink 3 to 5 beers (or equivalent in liquor) a day for 6 to10 days prior to the test. The night before the test, go ahead and have 6 or 7, or whatever it takes to get you drunk enough not to drive. About two hours prior to the test, have 3 to 4 beers.

Since this will all be on an empty stomach, you should have someone drive you to the office and back. Try not to grab the nurse's ass if you start to get tipsy and if there's a lamp in the office, try not to wear the shade as a hat while singing The Village People's "YMCA," accompanied by the appropriate hand motions.

As far as training, you'll be training twice a day including cardio for this entire week in order to raise cortisol levels. This will lower Testosterone as well. I'd also like you to get very little sleep. Around 3 to 4 hours per night and zero sleep the night before the big test. In other words, do everything ass-backwards!

You could also try a birth control pill. However, I don't have any first-hand experience with this method, so I can't say how well it'll work. If what you're trying to get is Arimidex (by displaying elevated estrogen levels), you could try the pill along with androstendione, although I probably wouldn't do it personally.

To really put yourself over the edge, try to watch as many reruns as possible of Designing Women on Lifetime. Your T levels are sure to plummet, unless you decide to kill yourself or become an interior decorator first. Seriously, you may also want to pick up some licorice root. Take around 3,000 mg a day for 6 to10 days until the test. I do, however, want to warn you that you'll need to get plenty of potassium in your diet, as licorice will lower potassium levels. Neglecting this aspect, especially if you're going to be drinking alcohol, too, can be dangerous.

All of these things combined should dramatically reduce your T-levels to the point where you'll qualify for replacement. Oh yeah, and try not to partake in any sexual activity. You'll probably be too fatigued to "bone" anyhow.


Conclusion

Hopefully I've convinced you that lying and deceit are always the way to go when it comes to healthcare. No, I'm only kidding! Seriously, not all doctors are brainwashed and close minded. You just have to look around to find the better ones. Remember to insist that it's your Testosterone levels causing the problems and that you'd like to try the given drug in order to solve the deficiency.

Be up-front about what it is you want from the doctor. Remember, they're there to serve you! Don't be scared about what they might say. What are they going to do? If by chance, the doctor doesn't agree to help you or at least work with you in some way, then it's time to move on. There are plenty of other doctors around. Now go out there and make me proud!