ugly chicks dont always want sex

[dirtdawg]

so i was supposed to go out with this hottie 19 year old chick that i work with, but instead i went out with an ugly chick, all because i wanted to have sex, i didnt think i would be able to close the deal with the hottie on the first date, so i decided to take my chances with an ugly chick, she wasnt that bad, but no where as hot as the other one, i thought it would be no problem, but i got shanked, we went to this bar with her and a couple of my friends and got hammered, so at the end of the night, we went back to my brothers house, it was me, the ugly one and my other bud, he passed out on the one couch, and me and the chick were going at it on the other one,but that was as far as it went, she said we cant do this why he is in here, i told her listen to him snore, he will never know, but she wasnt down for it, it was just one more bad choice that i have made, so tonite i am going to call the 19 year old, and see if she wants to hang out, if i wasnt thinking with the other head, i could have got the first date out of the way with the hottie and a chance at some ass tonite, but now i am just one step farther back

[AnabolicBoy1981]

Ugly girls DO wanna fuk. But....they won't fuk you if you are ugly too.lol.

[dirtdawg]

Ugly girls DO wanna fuk. But....they won't fuk you if you are ugly too.lol.

[LoadeD_PistoL]

u got no skills brotha

[RON]

LMAO. Why do you think there is a difference. I'll let you in on a little secret bro. Most hotties think they are ugly and some ugly chics think they are all that. I bet you could have scored with the Hot one just as easy. Plus you didn't try hard enough with the other bro. Take her to another room if she doesn't want it next to you passed out bro. Maybe she is loud and she knows she'll wake him up. Hell I bet she is better in the sack than the 19 year old. Try em both and tell me. I bet I am right

[Soldier of Misfortune]

Why would you even consider and ugly chick over a hott one? Dont settle for anything but the best, and hottest chicks you can get. Think of the long term benefits of a hott chick over an easy, ugly sportfvck. Youd be much happier if you put up with one or two dates with the hott chick and then rail her as just tagging the ugly one first nite.

[dirtdawg]

LMAO. Why do you think there is a difference. I'll let you in on a little secret bro. Most hotties think they are ugly and some ugly chics think they are all that. I bet you could have scored with the Hot one just as easy. Plus you didn't try hard enough with the other bro. Take her to another room if she doesn't want it next to you passed out bro. Maybe she is loud and she knows she'll wake him up. Hell I bet she is better in the sack than the 19 year old. Try em both and tell me. I bet I am right

there was no other room, i am going to try the other tonite, i will let you know, but i f*cked up i know going after the duck

[spywizard]

there was no other room, i am going to try the other tonite, i will let you know, but i f*cked up i know going after the duck

but in a day or 2 she will be ripe for a 1 am booty call.....

hey..... it's like a car.. take for a ride, but don't buy it....

[Lozgod]

I think blowing off the hot chick was a good move, it made it seem like she wasn't all that important to you. That may make her put out the first night just to impress you.

[dirtdawg]

Why would you even consider and ugly chick over a hott one? Dont settle for anything but the best, and hottest chicks you can get. Think of the long term benefits of a hott chick over an easy, ugly sportfvck. Youd be much happier if you put up with one or two dates with the hott chick and then rail her as just tagging the ugly one first nite.

your right, the ugly one was so f*cking annoying, i dont know what i was thinking, or i was thinking to much

[Jack87]

LMFAO!!

That line needs to go down as a classic AR quote...
sorry bro, but that **** was funny...

Ugly girls DO wanna fuk. But....they won't fuk you if you are ugly too.lol.

[bermich]

Are you still in HIGHSCHOOL? What girl that you just met would wanna fvck you on the couch infront of another guy (passed out or not)???? Maybe some whore you picked up but not a normal chick regardless of how horny, fat, or ugly she is. The cute one will definately NOT fvck you unless she has privacy also.
TIP: GET YOUR OWN ROOM and you might have a shot at getting laid......

[Blown_SC]

Ugly girls DO wanna fuk. But....they won't fuk you if you are ugly too.lol.

Dam bro, that shyt was hilarious!!!

[decadbal]

bro neve come on any site or public place and say a ugly chick didnt want you... ever

[tonytone]

bro neve come on any site or public place and say a ugly chick didnt want you... ever

HA... that's funny

[dirtdawg]

Are you still in HIGHSCHOOL? What girl that you just met would wanna fvck you on the couch infront of another guy (passed out or not)???? Maybe some whore you picked up but not a normal chick regardless of how horny, fat, or ugly she is. The cute one will definately NOT fvck you unless she has privacy also.
TIP: GET YOUR OWN ROOM and you might have a shot at getting laid......

i had to crash at my bros house. i was hammered

[Lozgod]

i had to crash at my bros house. i was hammered

Just drive drunk.

[dirtdawg]

Just drive drunk.

i have already been caught

[JT2k]

You have no drivin skillz either.... 2 strikes.

[POWERSTROKE]

Thats what light switches are for, up is for the hot ones, down is for the not so hot ones... as long as they aren't fat -- Tap em' both

[dirtdawg]

You have no drivin skillz either.... 2 strikes.

i got skillz, i just drive fast

[w_rballs]

obviously not fast enough if u got caught. haha

[dirtdawg]

obviously not fast enough if u got caught. haha

only 90

[abstrack]

there was no other room, i am going to try the other tonite, i will let you know, but i f*cked up i know going after the duck

I have never been to a 1 room house in my entire life. Do you live in an appt. in Japan or China?

I would have taken her to the bathroom and railed her standing up while her face is plastered on the mirror

[Lozgod]

[Lozgod]

That was for the absence of bubbathegut.

[dirtdawg]

That was for the absence of bubbathegut.

i'll give him one to