Daem's Threesome Tips

[daem]

First, shout to Loz for posting his relationship tips (probably better deemed 'get your swerve on' tips).

Now, I do not claim to be an expert in the area of threesomes, but last nite was my third one in the last year (with two new girls, one being the Lindsey from my other recent post ), and I thought I would share some of my personal thoughts/opinions on how to make the experience a success if you ever get the chance.

Pre-Tip Checklist
1. YOU PROBABLY KNOW GIRLS WHO WOULD DO IT.
I used to fantasize about it all the time, but always thought I never knew girls who would do it. You need to get this idea out of your head and start asking questions that will lead you to the answers you want to hear. It takes more than a little leg work to figure out who is willing, and wants to. Drinking games work well to get the truth out, or just paying attention to word choice and subliminal hints when you ask if they fantasize about other girls, etc.

2. YOU CAN NOT BEG OR PETITION.
I know several friends who have had the opportunity, but blown it when all they do is talk about it or get too excited. Be patient and don't bring it up until your marks are ready. If you are at a party, the party might not be the best place to make it happen. If they are entertaining the idea, pushing even harder is a sure fire way to get turned down. Being excited is one thing, but losing all focus and turning into a kid at christmas is not the way to seal the deal.

3. DON'T OVERGLORIFY IT IN YOUR OWN MIND.
Too many times, we are all bit by the idyllic bug that warps our sense of satisfaction. Your life will be exactly the same after an experience like the threesome (unless you pick up a new playmate for your syphilles or crabs.)


So now, you know some chicks to hook it up with, you are going to play it cool, and not give the actual act any more than it deserves. Time to step up to the plate and rip the homerun.

Daem's Tips to Maximize the Threesome
1. GIVE EQUAL ATTENTION REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT.
My second one ended sooner than I wanted it to because I was only giving it to my gf's friend, and my gf wasn't having as good a time. Suck it up if one is less attractive than the other because you are definitely an equal opportunity kind of guy, discriminating against none. Things will turn out better if you are all on the same page.

2. TRY TO BEAT OFF BEFORE IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
I personally have never had an American Pie moment of being a 2 pump chump, but a friend once told me that he was so turned on that he started with one girl, but ended up getting off after 5 minutes. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. How can you honestly say sitting around waiting to get hard again with two girls that want you to lay the pipe is not uncomfortable or weird? You need that first round to set the bar, otherwise you will have blinked and it will escape your grasp. Masturbate if you can so you don't blow prematurely and ruin your experience.

3. DOMINATE THE ACT, YOU ARE THE MAN.
You have the only cock in the room (hopefully) and need to realize they are lucky to get it. Make them do what you want for it and don't show any weakness or apathy to what is going on. If you don't, it will turn into a steamy girl on girl extravaganze, however you won't be able to find your way back in. That is the point of no recovery and you will be on the pine for the rest of the game.

4. THIS ISN'T A BED & BREAKFAST...
Regardless of your relationship or history with either, they both need to go when things have concluded. You got what you wanted, and hopefully they did too, so you should get some well deserved sleep. In the morning, you will probably have some new deposits for the spank bank and can take care of yourself if necessary, but don't make things more complicated than they need to be! Either you leave, or they do. Lie if you have to in order to get them out, but THEY CAN NOT STAY. This is just common sense.



Hopefully these tips can help you fulfill every man's fantasy and maximize your day in the sun (if it ever presents itself). Good luck, and may your future threesomes be as satisfying as mine have been.

[Blown_SC]

Lie if you have to in order to get them out, but THEY CAN NOT STAY. This is just common sense.

LMFAO.... this was a quality post...

[Lozgod]

Props for giving me props. Thats always good in my book.

Good read too. May I add you can mix in some of my tips on this. It will make a good stack.

[50%Natural]

funny post

[Kato]

sticky for sure

[Spyder]

im still in search for my first threesome. maybe ill just hire two escorts.

[Beernutz]

Oh how i wait for the day...

[rugger2]

nice

[Soldier of Misfortune]

I saw a movie called "the sex monster" i think, about some dude who always talked about a 3some w/ his wife and another b!tch with the guys at the bar. Then when he finally got one his wife got addicted to lezbo and eventually got it on w/ the wife of her husbands huge client, the whole thing blew up in his face. Just a thought to what might happen. Drunk chicks are always a good bet to get them to do **** like that tho. OOOO, I just thought of when I go back to school and the first weekend of parties....freshman chicks comin in sayin WEEEEE COLLEGE!!! Then get em reeel wasted and minajee twa it up. Thats waaay mispelled.

[Blown_SC]

I saw a movie called "the sex monster" i think, about some dude who always talked about a 3some w/ his wife and another b!tch with the guys at the bar. Then when he finally got one his wife got addicted to lezbo and eventually got it on w/ the wife of her husbands huge client, the whole thing blew up in his face. Just a thought to what might happen. Drunk chicks are always a good bet to get them to do **** like that tho. OOOO, I just thought of when I go back to school and the first weekend of parties....freshman chicks comin in sayin WEEEEE COLLEGE!!! Then get em reeel wasted and minajee twa it up. Thats waaay mispelled.

I saw that movie too bro ... starred Ernest Hemmingway's daughter... Muriel I think.... small perky tittays

[anaBROLIC]

liquor for the girls is key to success....

[Krunchtime]

liquor for the girls is key to success....

very very true

[BOUNCER]

I'd make this one a sticky, it deserves it, but most people don't look at them!. Give it a few days and it'll be up there I'm sure!.

Hilarious post!.

[palme]

Bump.

[decadbal]

this post is far better than others ive read..lol

[co2boi]

Does (myself + leftie + rightie = threesome)? I figured not.
Good post bro and congrats. My wife is small (5'3", 106) and shaped like the girl in Decadbal's avatar. I'm patiently waiting for her match to come around. Can't have some 5'8" chick with fakies making her feel uncomfortable ya know.