Dave Chappelle

**Elysium** · 08-18-2004, 06:04 PM

Does anyone watch him? Anyone got def comedy jam, or watch his show!

HE is sooooooooooo funny.

**tonytone** · 08-18-2004, 06:08 PM

I watch my Chappelle Season 1 DVD ALL the time. It never gets old. "You tell anyone and I'll kill you!"

**Elysium** · 08-18-2004, 06:10 PM

hahahahahahah tyrone biggums is the man! i love the one where he is a black guy but he is in the KKK, lmao!

**tonytone** · 08-18-2004, 06:12 PM

My favorite skits are "pop copy", "black people reparations", and all the Rick James ones.

**drdeath613** · 08-18-2004, 06:53 PM

i like the crack head ones

**Redz122** · 08-18-2004, 09:39 PM

anyone see the one with john mayer??

boom pow surprise! ooooooooooh!!!

**Psychotron** · 08-18-2004, 09:55 PM

the best is the one from seasons 2 with joe rogan and fear factor.

**JDawg1536** · 08-19-2004, 01:32 AM

Speaking of Chapelle, I heard a rumor that he converted to Muslim or some **** like that, and he is quitting his show. Can anyone confirm the validity of this rumor?

**NATTY** · 08-19-2004, 01:58 AM

LMAO oh my ****ing god jsut seeing his name and Im pissing my pants laughing. My all time favourite is black white supremacist. If you haven't seen it you will absolutely die, its hilarious so funny hahahah i love that cat.

**NATTY** · 08-19-2004, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

Speaking of Chapelle, I heard a rumor that he converted to Muslim or some **** like that, and he is quitting his show. Can anyone confirm the validity of this rumor?

I would cry.

**NATTY** · 08-19-2004, 02:00 AM

He must have been talking to cat stevens.

**Animal Cracker** · 08-19-2004, 03:45 AM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

Speaking of Chapelle, I heard a rumor that he converted to Muslim or some **** like that, and he is quitting his show. Can anyone confirm the validity of this rumor?

Most black actors/singers do that ..must be for attention or something...still all want to booze up and hump fat white women...nothign changes except the lines int eh next interview.

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 08-19-2004, 04:25 AM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

Speaking of Chapelle, I heard a rumor that he converted to Muslim or some **** like that, and he is quitting his show. Can anyone confirm the validity of this rumor?

probally not since he just signed something like 50 million with comedy central for more seasons

**zOaib** · 08-19-2004, 04:36 AM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

Speaking of Chapelle, I heard a rumor that he converted to Muslim or some **** like that, and he is quitting his show. Can anyone confirm the validity of this rumor?

have heard thesame , but heis as good a muslim as mike tyson is , then we dont need to worry about him finishing up his show

**Elysium** · 08-19-2004, 05:33 AM

Originally Posted by NATTY

LMAO oh my ****ing god jsut seeing his name and Im pissing my pants laughing. My all time favourite is black white supremacist. If you haven't seen it you will absolutely die, its hilarious so funny hahahah i love that cat.

hahahaha thats the one!

**builtthekid** · 08-19-2004, 05:49 AM

His funniest skit was where he was talking about how white
people really could dance you just gotta play the right music.
The electric guitar for white people black people like drums.

**Big Poppa Pump** · 08-19-2004, 05:53 AM

Charlie Murphy is the best

**NoSiNJeCTiON** · 08-19-2004, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

Speaking of Chapelle, I heard a rumor that he converted to Muslim or some **** like that, and he is quitting his show. Can anyone confirm the validity of this rumor?

untrue....."When keepin it Real goes wrong" is tha funniest shhhiiiiiitttttt

**Elysium** · 08-19-2004, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by NoSiNJeCTiON

untrue....."When keepin it Real goes wrong" is tha funniest shhhiiiiiitttttt

Hahahahahahhhahahah "what she didnt realise was that her brother was a federal agent and that she was borrowing the car from him"

**NoSiNJeCTiON** · 08-19-2004, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

Hahahahahahhhahahah "what she didnt realise was that her brother was a federal agent and that she was borrowing the car from him"

LOL u saw that shhhyyyytttttt when he was in the club wit his girl..some dude rushed him...then his girl rushed him...
hes like "i KEEP IT REAL" then he got fuked up..
thats shhyyyttttt was funny
HE's tha MAN!!!

**Elysium** · 08-19-2004, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by NoSiNJeCTiON

LOL u saw that shhhyyyytttttt when he was in the club wit his girl..some dude rushed him...then his girl rushed him...
hes like "i KEEP IT REAL" then he got fuked up..
thats shhyyyttttt was funny
HE's tha MAN!!!

ahahahaha yea seen that. got like hours and hours worth of his stuff on my laptop, i just leave it running in the background half of the time its so funny

**NoSiNJeCTiON** · 08-19-2004, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

ahahahaha yea seen that. got like hours and hours worth of his stuff on my laptop, i just leave it running in the background half of the time its so funny

Yeah bro hez got that gift....mad funny...n mad different..u seen when he did little John....LOL that shyttttt was crazy

**Elysium** · 08-19-2004, 09:25 AM

hahahahahahahaha what the one at the airport? WHHHHHHAT!

**Elysium** · 08-19-2004, 09:26 AM

YeEEEAAAAAH!

**NoSiNJeCTiON** · 08-19-2004, 09:27 AM

u saw the one in the doctors office....dude that shyt had me dien..

**slizzut** · 08-19-2004, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by NoSiNJeCTiON

u saw the one in the doctors office....dude that shyt had me dien..

Yankees suck.

**hung-solo** · 08-19-2004, 10:12 AM

i'm rick james! BIOTCH!!

**Elysium** · 08-19-2004, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by slizzut

Yankees suck.

lol all american sports suck, take american football for instance, then compare it to Rugby. You guys get pretty lil outfits and body armour to keep you safe, all we get is a tshirt. We are the real men.

**rugbyking** · 08-19-2004, 11:50 AM

[QUOTE=MESSY_UK]lol all american sports suck, take american football for instance, then compare it to Rugby. You guys get pretty lil outfits and body armour to keep you safe, all we get is a tshirt. We are the real men. QUOTE]

RUGBY!!

i have been playing for a college in my state for 3 years now and i love it. i think its the best sport. the social atmosphere that goes with it makes it like a fraternity. Whenever i play football in the park now ppl are always like "holy sh1t your crazy!!" cause you develop a no fear attitude that you dont get from football

my favorite skit is the black people reparations. "oil has dropped to 1$ gal while fried chicken has risen to $600 a bucket" also when he acts like lil john and calls lil john omg i pissed my pants when i saw that

**Jantzen4k** · 08-19-2004, 12:05 PM

'you and your crew, vs me and the revolution', nothing beats prince

**Devil Dog74** · 08-19-2004, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by Jantzen4k

'you and your crew, vs me and the revolution', nothing beats prince

LMAO

**Elysium** · 08-19-2004, 12:50 PM

[QUOTE=rugbyking]

Originally Posted by MESSY_UK

lol all american sports suck, take american football for instance, then compare it to Rugby. You guys get pretty lil outfits and body armour to keep you safe, all we get is a tshirt. We are the real men. QUOTE]

RUGBY!!

i have been playing for a college in my state for 3 years now and i love it. i think its the best sport. the social atmosphere that goes with it makes it like a fraternity. Whenever i play football in the park now ppl are always like "holy sh1t your crazy!!" cause you develop a no fear attitude that you dont get from football

my favorite skit is the black people reparations. "oil has dropped to 1$ gal while fried chicken has risen to $600 a bucket" also when he acts like lil john and calls lil john omg i pissed my pants when i saw that

Haha good to see you like it man! I played it at school, yea you are alot more concious of what you are doing coz people can really get hurt playin!