anyone else been called"to musclely" buy a chick?!!??!lol

[Snurtle1122]

i was at a lil party at my friends and this chick told me im too "musclely"..lolol. i felt like someone had called me fat! i know this has happened to others..i wanna hear it..

[justin2305]

ive gotten called to big by some girls before but most like it so im not complaning when ppl say that i just think to myself what would they think if i was as big as i wanted to be LOL prety dam big

[Snurtle1122]

hahah thats what i was thinking...lolol

[Juggernaut]

Only afterwards....about the time we're having a smoke. hahahahha

[KGBnine]

Only afterwards....about the time we're having a smoke. hahahahha

I'm guessing it was Intensity X who told you that right?

[Psychotron]

I'm guessing it was Intensity X who told you that right?

hahaha

[symatech]

i was at a lil party at my friends and this chick told me im too "musclely"..lolol. i felt like someone had called me fat! i know this has happened to others..i wanna hear it..

ahh hell bro you know these girls nowadays all into that scrawny ass, way to emotional, bad european haircut guy whose biggest problem -which they play off like the end of the world- is not finding a big enough parking space to put his escalade in that his parents bought him for christmas but were too cheap to spring for the 6 disc changer so he has to load 1 disc at a time...1 AT A TIME!!! life isnt fair

yeah i've been called too big by a girl who was on the arm of a guy whose waist is the size of my leg. whateva

[decadbal]

yea, lots, i just say, your just used to dating little abercrombie faggots

[Hot-Rox]

Snurtle - her comment should just be taken as positive feedback. Although not all women like bigger guys the overwhelming majority of them do. Next time maybe you could remind her of that fact. And, ask her have you been getting to the gym - your starting to look a little bit chuncky.....lol

[gya321]

yea, lots, i just say, your just used to dating little abercrombie faggots

haha thats right!

[Odin]

The only knock against big guys is the bigger your arm and shoulder is the bigger your armpit is. Bro's make sure you get good deoderent and not give us a bad name!

[Snurtle1122]

ya i mean its cool..but she was cute!!!she was all over my friend who is like 140..lol....o wlel...ill beat his ass....and take her..willing or not..lolol jk

[Odin]

Well if your walking around in a white wife beater with your lat's flared and smell like sweat, that's gonna hurt too. Find a really nice tight silk button up shirt. Then get a good tan and shave your chest and stomach. Also rub vitimin E oil on both arms and your chest were it's unbutton on top and that will help. Buy some good cologone too. Somtimes it's how your present the muscles to the woman. If they see a smooth tan muscular chest that glows they naturally feel like rubbing it.

[Snurtle1122]

hahah ****...vitamin e huh...lol....no i wear really big shirts just cause i dont like tight shirts i look ridiculous...but you can still c my shouolders traps and chest...**** i wear xxl shirts.. and u can still tell.

[Odin]

Then skinny guy's only have the advantage with the clothes on the the girls. I have been is bar compititions with those little pretty boy punks before and I win cause a skiny litttle body getting boring to look at after 10 seconds. Also all these little girls thought Leanordo Decaprio was sooo hot, well anyways I forget who the girl actress was but anyways, he was drunk and with her all along and he got naked and she walked out. Later she said he looked like a little boy naked and did nothing for her.

[Odin]

hahah ****...vitamin e huh...lol....no i wear really big shirts just cause i dont like tight shirts i look ridiculous...but you can still c my shouolders traps and chest...**** i wear xxl shirts.. and u can still tell.

NOO don't wear big shirts cause somtimes they can make you look a lot fatter. Wear a shirt that sticks to you so they can see the curves. I'm 5'9 240 with 51 inch chest and over 19 inch arms and squeeze my ass into Medium shirts.

[Snurtle1122]

o well its all good...maybe next time..that vitamin e thing is interesting...i already tan and shave everything cause i hate hair and im italian so i got alot of it

[Odin]

Yeah but make sure the shirt is on before puting any oil on and BE carefull, That sh*t will leave an oil mark that will stick out like a sore thumb if you drip it on the shirt. The glow really catches their eyes.

[Snurtle1122]

****...ill have to try it..i think skinny guys r just in style right now

[Odin]

All we can hope for then is that the rapes go up and the perves start stalking the hotties more. They'll feel safter with the big dude. Reminds me of the bar a little while back, This hot chick needed an escort to her car at night and this little skinny punk says I'll take you to the car. Then I say, What if a big queer jumps you? Who's gonna bail your ass out? He looked pissed and she just laughed.

[Snurtle1122]

hey u know what though the funny **** is..i dont think im big at all..i think im small but i bet that goes for almost all of us on here..we all think were tiny...im not tall though im 5'8...and 187lbs as of today...o well..i think we all forget what we used to look like..lol

[IntensityX]

yea, lots, i just say, your just used to dating little abercrombie faggots

Like Axe

[stayinstacked]

The only women that seem to be into me are usually the milfs or the women in their 30's. Anything under 27 or 28 is usually out. Besides, real women like to be and feel protected, any bitch thats into little guys isnt a real woman if you ask me.

[Odin]

You know what I f*ckin hate! Fat chicks come up to be cause I'm big and askin me to crack their back. I just tell em' I got a bad back cause I don't want to tough their fat ass. Girls are sooo dam dumb when it come to muscles too. After this sexiest boxer compition in which i won, they let me wear my shirt off at the bar that night. Well anyways this hot blonde comes up to me and ask's" Do you take steroids , or do you just work out" F*ck I was temped to say" Are you tit's really that small or am I just far sighted. Really they believe the hype on tv shows, They watch the program and think all big dudes on gear are going to through them across the bed and rape em'.

[carbs-rule]

I bet you about half of all women are not really into big guys. I've heard them say big guys are intimidating or gross. There was a video of Markus Ruhl in a supermarket and you could tell all the girls in there thought the guy was a maniac. If you've ever read a men's health recently, they are always pushing for a physique that is big on shoulders and upper back, moderately big on arms, not too big on chest, and not huge legs either, with the most important part being a six-pack. Then again, magazine advice may not be too good. Cosmopolitan reccomends girls to finger a dude's ass during climax. I don't know too many straight guys who go for that.

[Alex2]

I read a questionnaire few weeks ago in some magazine on this topic. Most of the girls said they like muscular men but not overly built ones (I remember one said she likes “men with some visible muscles but not bodybuilders with thick nicks”). Also, moderately big arms, chest, and legs were important. Six pack abs was the most important though.

[KGBnine]

Like Axe

Whatever gets me ass. (women, not guys like yourself)!!!

[Odin]

Curl's for the girl's, and for decabal and bouncer-thighs for the guys

[IntensityX]

Whatever gets me ass. (women, not guys like yourself)!!!

Osama has a better chance of winning Time's Man Of The Year Award then you getting tail from a woman

[Wrath]

Find a really nice tight silk button up shirt. Then get a good tan and shave your chest and stomach. Also rub vitimin E oil on both arms and your chest were it's unbutton on top and that will help. Buy some good cologone too. Somtimes it's how your present the muscles to the woman. If they see a smooth tan muscular chest that glows they naturally feel like rubbing it.

I'm 5'9 240 with 51 inch chest and over 19 inch arms and squeeze my ass into Medium shirts.

this is hilarious!!! You remind me of my homeboy that I ride out to the clubs with. He has a whole routine similar to yours before we head out
Got it down to a science!

[darmadoc]

Different women like different body types. Your'e never going to please everyone. Besides, its not like the only reason I work out is to impress girls. If they like it, great: if not, so be it.

[Benches505]

I get those comments from stupid male friends/coworkers etc.

[BajanBastard]

I feel sorry for you American boys. Things are the total opposite here. I guess it the celebrity worship in your culture. "Muscular Tom Cruse and Eminem"

[HeavyHitter]

Different women like different body types. Your'e never going to please everyone. Besides, its not like the only reason I work out is to impress girls. If they like it, great: if not, so be it.

agreed!! ***Except in my case b/c I please every kind of women*** just ask that jealous freak bigKIg....

[BajanBastard]

agreed!! ***Except in my case b/c I please every kind of women*** just ask that jealous freak bigKIg....

HH how you doin' patna? How did your Var only cycle go? I wish you the best in your dream to land a cover on Homo mag.

[GORILA-UNIT]

yea, lots, i just say, your just used to dating little abercrombie faggots

LMFAO
U always crack me up bro

[edmen2]

ive been trying to bang this fine a$$ asian chick that is into the tall lanky whiteboys. we talk pretty openly and she said she would be scared to go to bed with me cause im to muscular. and she aint petite she is thick in all the right places about 5'3 130 lbs hopefully she will come around and see that guys on test can go all night.

[darmadoc]

Maybe if you let her be on top and run the show, she wouldn't be so scared.

[KGBnine]

Osama has a better chance of winning Time's Man Of The Year Award then you getting tail from a woman

Not true. EC always puts out. hahaha