AR rap

[SwoleCat]

Thanks bro. I'm still wondering if you had a clip of you rapping

Actually, I don't, no.

Maybe in the future I'll get something layed down.

~SC~

[ArkansasAlex]

hell yeah, thats nice, if I could find a free program I could give yall an arkansas freestyle,, you know that is off the chain... =)


good job
Alex

[anaBROLIC]

funny ****.. lol.. im waiting for messy to battle u back..haha

[frank_frank]

LOL my favorite is where u say " i gotta 1000 posts and none of them mean sh1t, all of them in the lounge yo"

hahahhaha

[Jantzen4k]

LOL my favorite is where u say " i gotta 1000 posts and none of them mean sh1t, all of them in the lounge yo"

hahahhaha

my favorite part too

[Be Real]

thanks, only been around a few months on AR so I dont know many members well enough to diss them just the new i mentioned stand out since they post often and have unusual characteristics/personalites. I used to diss all the time in college. There used to be this short skinny kid named Manhdar in college that used to always beg me and my friend to let him workout with us and make him big and he was annoying as hell. He claimed to be 5'9 but he was really like 5'6 we measured his sorry ass. Anyways he would always beg us to workout with him and give him nutritional advice but he would just not show up to the workouts or show up real late everysingle time. He would usually sit at home drinking protein shakes instead of working out thinking he would get huge. We finally got so sick of him we made like 3 disses of him and his girlfriend and sent them around campus to all his friends. It was hilarous cause he got freaked out and started crying and crap. His girlfriend even broke up with him after round 3 came out caus we dissed him so bad. I'll post round 1 if you like it I'll post the other rounds where we completely destroy this fool.



http://s15.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1...J0SZT2JQ3UT8XR

[ReX357]

http://s15.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1...J0SZT2JQ3UT8XR

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST SONG I EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!! I wanna see a pic of that kid

[ReX357]

BTW, post the other rounds please

[Be Real]

Here is round 3, I lost all rounds when my hard drive crashed but i was able to get most of them back from the guys friends who constantly play these songs to torment him. Lost a couple of good rounds but I think that mandhar is glad they are gone. BTW this one has a lot of good jabs but you gotta know the guy to understand them. BTW if you hear the word Kajul thats his gf at the time. See this guy came back with a diss of my friend saying that hes a 19 year old virgin or some crap like that, thus the first line. He also said that my friend thinks he is black. Then he said something about me banging chicks off the net so I had to diss him on that too. Guy would also talk about how he is gonna be rich blah blah blah and how hes so smart and his GPA is so good. So I dissed him on that too. We also told him we'd beat him down in front of the rec center. We also had his roomate that hated him do a cameo at the end. Hes the guy that comes in and says "Listen you sunny little B**TCH suck on my sunny little dick" and "PHUCK you mandhar you still skinny motherF-er and you smell like SH**T too Mfer"

http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2...H2XMVK06KOKMB0

Heres the file.

[the_rebirth]

i was asked to host this via email

https://826studios.com/ar/arrap.mp3

[Ammar]

That song is great LoL!!

Here is the song I was telling you guys about earlier my bro and I wrote out...you have to download and listen to LiL Jon - "Shake it like a salt shaker" for the beat. The words fit perfectly, well I think anyways

Big Baz feat. Sextel - Shake It Like a Protein Shaker


[Chorus]
I'm shootin, test and win
shake so much, I might tear a muscle open
got it, from the local drug deala
winny looks fake but the test look reala
I'm shakin, my palms are wet
I'm shakin, my palms are wet
shake it like a protein shaka (shake it like a protein shaka)
shake it like a protein shaka (shake it like a protein shaka)


[Verse One]
I'm gaining, water weight
go smooth, now aspirate
pull out, now give it a lil squirt
go deeper, till my muscle starts to hurt
so your muscle gets beat, got your hands round your ankles
if it's still hurtin, shoot from another angle
juicin is good when your **** is real
used to get ripped on all my deals


[Verse Two]
Five dollars get your ass a sustanon amp
If you got ten then get one for a friend
Peeps try to sell on the internet man
****'s always fake so we don't get it from them
we ain't no fools, our ****'s legit man
if you stupid, go waste your money then
so listen to my little advice then
get your **** from a deala you trust man


[Chorus]
I'm shootin, test and win
shake so much, I might tear a muscle open
got it, from the local drug deala
winny looks fake but the test look reala
I'm shakin, my palms are wet
I'm shakin, my palms are wet
shake it like a protein shaka (shake it like a protein shaka)
shake it like a protein shaka (shake it like a protein shaka)


[Verse Three]
MASTERON bitch, yeah I got my hands on it
price never goin down cuz everybody want it
MASTERON bitch, yeah I got my hands on it
price never goin down cuz everybody want it
Shake that protein round like a mother****in' wheel
Shake that **** this ain't no mother****in' pill
Shake that protein round like a mother****in' wheel
Shake that **** this ain't no mother****in' pill
Get big wit it, get cut wit it
If you ain't feelin big enough, maybe you should shoot it
Get big wit it, get cut wit it
If you ain't feelin big enough, maybe you should shoot it
Shoot it in your ass real fast then stop (aaww ****!)
Shoot it in your ass real fast then stop (aaww ****!)
Shoot it in your ass real fast then stop (aaww ****!)
Shoot it in your ass real fast then stop (aaww ****!)


[Chorus]
I'm shootin, test and win
shake so much, I might tear a muscle open
got it, from the local drug deala
winny looks fake but the test look reala
I'm shakin, my palms are wet
I'm shakin, my palms are wet
shake it like a protein shaka (shake it like a protein shaka)
shake it like a protein shaka (shake it like a protein shaka)

[Be Real]

haha nice! lets hear the recorded version

[gya321]

Thats some funny sh1t be real, keep it coming

[TestTubeBaby]

i dont like the "nigga" ****.

[KGBnine]

hahahahahahaha where's messy?!?!?!?!

[GetinBig]

Man I am pissed!! I didn't even make it into the rap..

That was great bro.. I liked the BDTR has been jucin since the age of 5 part..

GB

[SwoleCat]

http://s15.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1...J0SZT2JQ3UT8XR

Says link unavailable.

~SC~

[Be Real]

link gets deleted after a while.... reuploaded it here it is, round 3 is still up.

http://s25.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0...J14C5GZQDE0GQ5

[Monkeytown]

i dont like the "nigga" ****.

I knew it was coming.

[Monkeytown]

link gets deleted after a while.... reuploaded it here it is, round 3 is still up.

http://s25.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0...J14C5GZQDE0GQ5

Bwahahaha

So are you Dick Nasty or Taneen? haha

[SwoleCat]

That's some cool sh*t.......

Love the Ludacris beat into the Way of life beat......




~SC~

[SwoleCat]

"STILL SKINNY.........YOU'RE STILL SKINNY MUTHA F*CKA............

YA SKINNY LITTLE B*TCH!!!!!



~SC~

[needmorestrength]

Hahahah I like the Salt shaka one.. I want to hear that recorded

[Be Real]

I'm dick nasty