Honey, your balls are, hmm small!

[3Vandoo]

So last night I am in bed with my gf, she sighed and says

GF: "You really have small balls"

322: "What? What do you means?"

GF: "Yes they are small, not normal they are that small, why are they small"

322: "I dunno, maybe I am made this way!"

GF: "Im asking you a question, why are they tiny lil nuts? Do you take something, tell me!"

322: "What the hell! Why you saying this, you have no conception of facts that my balls are small and were reduced because im using something eh!"

GF: "Liar, they are not hanging, they are stuck in the ceiling, the tiny nuts are grabbed in the tree, raisin bran let's call these balls, mini ball you have!"

GF: "Hobbits'ball you have, hey frodo, midget testicules"

322: "mouhhahahahahahahahahahahaha"

GF: "Ive asked a trainer and two bodybuilders at my job, and everything they told me is happening here!"

322: "Good! call me muscle nuts!"

GF: "Thats it im gonna inject myself some drano, or snif some comet, hell its gonna make me bigger *now gf doing a double front bicep pose in her bed*, "look at me look at me, I have small balls but big guns!!!!!"

322: "bwhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! *im seriously rolling on the bed laughing my small balls off"



Yes my gf is a freak, after a two hours questionning by a funny woman with the lips of angelina jolie, I didnt said anything!

she took my silence as a yes!

she offered me a syrinque of coffee this morning tho! ::busted

[Puffader]

You got your hands full I see.

[Booz]

yep def busted lol you should av told her you got the shrunken nuts coz you wank at least three times daily while your thinkin about her!!!

[Evil Predator]

LMFAO

So she didnt know? Or she did and she was just ****ing with ya?

Shoulda confessed right away, the fighting is over faster that way.

Cuz, if you lie, then after the fight about the gear, she's gonna wanna fight about the lying too. Forget it, you cant win.

[Puffader]

tell her it's the lack of sex but if we do it twice a day, they will grow larger...See if that flies! ha!

So last night I am in bed with my gf, she sighed and says

GF: "You really have small balls"

322: "What? What do you means?"

GF: "Yes they are small, not normal they are that small, why are they small"

322: "I dunno, maybe I am made this way!"

GF: "Im asking you a question, why are they tiny lil nuts? Do you take something, tell me!"

322: "What the hell! Why you saying this, you have no conception of facts that my balls are small and were reduced because im using something eh!"

GF: "Liar, they are not hanging, they are stuck in the ceiling, the tiny nuts are grabbed in the tree, raisin bran let's call these balls, mini ball you have!"

GF: "Hobbits'ball you have, hey frodo, midget testicules"

322: "mouhhahahahahahahahahahahaha"

GF: "Ive asked a trainer and two bodybuilders at my job, and everything they told me is happening here!"

322: "Good! call me muscle nuts!"

GF: "Thats it im gonna inject myself some drano, or snif some comet, hell its gonna make me bigger *now gf doing a double front bicep pose in her bed*, "look at me look at me, I have small balls but big guns!!!!!"

322: "bwhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! *im seriously rolling on the bed laughing my small balls off"



Yes my gf is a freak, after a two hours questionning by a funny woman with the lips of angelina jolie, I didnt said anything!

she took my silence as a yes!

she offered me a syrinque of coffee this morning tho! ::busted

[Smak]

Damn you're 322 pounds. Those balls must be tiny!!!

[powerliftmike]

Get some HCG asap and then have her re-examine you. haha

[ttuprincess]

thats some funny "bed talk" there! lol

[steve0]

i love the double Bicep pose

[Keyser Sozey]

OMG! I laughed my ass off just reading the first two lines.

[mark956101957]

Can you say hcg ? That's right very good: H ...C....G for bigger balls in no time.....

[mranak]

Can you say hcg? That's right very good: H ...C....G for bigger balls in no time.....

Never cycle without it.

[mark956101957]

Never cycle without it.

Thats right brothers, no reason for the gf to hassle you and make fun of your raisin sized gonads. Get smart and get hcg ! Actually the author of this thread should of done that a long time ago but I guess he enjoys the ridicule?

[3Vandoo]

Thats right brothers, no reason for the gf to hassle you and make fun of your raisin sized gonads. Get smart and get hcg! Actually the author of this thread should of done that a long time ago but I guess he enjoys the ridicule?

[956Vette]

You crack me up 3V!!!

[3Vandoo]

You crack me up 3V!!!

I should have recorded the chat! I would be a billionaire in weeks just by selling it!

[oldman]

Well tell her if does not like your tiny nuts that it could be worse and you could have to carry your balls on your shoulder like "powerliftmike's" AV.


Oldman

[decadbal]

just say its bc your dong is hyooge and makes those mellons look little..

[FCECC2]

22 les ptites gosses!!