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    Protein Bars = Deadly Gas!!

    I drink protein drinks after workout and before going to bed and i use the RTD specifically the EAS precision protein zero carbs and zero sugar its like drinking juice and i never have any stomach problems its very godo to me especially when i compare it to the regular chalky protein shakes which really upset my stomach.

    Last night i went to the movies at the mall and we werent going to eat till after the movie i wanted to get something in my system before so i went to GNC and got a protein bar EAS-Carb sence cookies and cream and ate that, then two hours after my stomach started to bloat but i held it in.

    This morning when i woke up i let one rip under the covers and then while turning to the side a little of the gas vented through the covers and i swear i had to commando roll off the bed to lower ground because that stuff was lethal!!! I closed my eyes but i swear something that smelled like that must have come in a green-fog !! It was like a skunk had been killed and marinated in elephant poo and then put in a plastic bag for a month then placed in my colon where the bag dissolved and then the smell lat loose.

    What is the behind the mystery of Protein farts??

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    sugar alcohol

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    LMFAO...This happens to me with protein drinks too...

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    yeah haha steer clear of baked beans... escalates the problem majorly

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    Ever since I started eating large amounts of protein and drinking shakes I have had this problem too. I used to could sneak out the silent farts with little to no problem. These days I can clear out a whole building in a matter of seconds.

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    Are you mixing with milk? Could be lactose intolerance. Most likely the artificial sweetener in the bars. Most of the them like xylitol and sorbitol are used as baby laxatives. I nearly shit my pants once when I ate 4 bars.

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    Your supose to drink alot of water with the bar, I know if I dont have enough water with them I get some killer belly pumps

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    ^ are you saying that beatin it will get rid of gas?LOL

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