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    Got a new job Old Guy Nut Cleaning at the Gym.. personal training cert pays off..

    So as of right now im just a cleaner at golds gym and for some reason the past few weeks i have had a bunch of people come up to me no matter where im at and ask me to get the m juice. but when im at work the only people who ask me are over 45-50, i tell them to come here and try the hrt clinic and they say they dont want a paper trail and they will pay me to get it for them. I try to explane to them that its legal but the dont want that, i dont get it.

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    get them some juice dude, dont be such a wimp.

    what flavour did they want?

    when i worked at a gym i used to get peoples drinks all the time

    i was the gym monkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    So as of right now im just a cleaner at golds gym and for some reason the past few weeks i have had a bunch of people come up to me no matter where im at and ask me to get the m juice. but when im at work the only people who ask me are over 45-50, i tell them to come here and try the hrt clinic and they say they dont want a paper trail and they will pay me to get it for them. I try to explane to them that its legal but the dont want that, i dont get it.
    Dude just give them the juice!

    Screw them. they dont deserve juice if there asking for it like that. way for them to sketch there own scene. its less sketch for them to go to HRT, but no insted of a tiny paper trail at 50.... they want mabye a bad legal trail by asking for gear like that. thats whats u should tell them. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    get them some juice dude, dont be such a wimp.

    what flavour did they want?

    when i worked at a gym i used to get peoples drinks all the time

    i was the gym monkey

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Becareful man, never trust strangers, theres always RISK vs REWARD.Suc to get locked up for getting a couple old guys juice when they could get it legaly' for a few extra bucs. Ask them if their cops and post back, make sure they say yes or no, no beating around the bush. I only get my friends juice. When starnger ask's, I reply "Are you a cop?, Are you wearing a wire ? Lift you shirt up, spin around", by then they usualy walk away.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    Becareful man, never trust strangers, theres always RISK vs REWARD.Suc to get locked up for getting a couple old guys juice when they could get it legaly' for a few extra bucs. Ask them if their cops and post back, make sure they say yes or no, no beating around the bush. I only get my friends juice. When starnger ask's, I reply "Are you a cop?, Are you wearing a wire ? Lift you shirt up, spin around", by then they usualy walk away.
    Im really going to do this and i will let you know how it goes.I will be freaked if one of them is a cop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    get them some juice dude, dont be such a wimp.

    what flavour did they want?

    when i worked at a gym i used to get peoples drinks all the time

    i was the gym monkey
    I must say that is a good burn I was

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    Am I the only one that at first that thought he was confessing his love for older men and needed our advice?
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    ^ Yeah i sure love old balls.ROFL

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    Am I the only one that at first that thought he was confessing his love for older men and needed out advice?
    Caught my attention but theres already a gay thread floating around, sure he would have done it there.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

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    I was owned again

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    I've been a trainer at a gym for 3 years and have never had anybody ask me for juice. It seems odd that a bunch of old guys would ask you (wouldn't be as strange if it were younger guys) especially if you just clean equipment. I'd stay clear of the situation. Do any of the guys who ask you affiliate with each other, or are they just random dudes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    Becareful man, never trust strangers, theres always RISK vs REWARD.Suc to get locked up for getting a couple old guys juice when they could get it legaly' for a few extra bucs. Ask them if their cops and post back, make sure they say yes or no, no beating around the bush. I only get my friends juice. When starnger ask's, I reply "Are you a cop?, Are you wearing a wire ? Lift you shirt up, spin around", by then they usualy walk away.

    i agree 100%........ sometimes its not worth it....but if you decide to....make sure 100% that they arent cops or whistleblowers & make sure you make enough to make it worth it.

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    Carlos, did you change the title? That's funny as hell

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    lol..I thought you were saying that you were INTO older guys this is much different

    A bunch of dudes asking you for aas sounds fishy..if they are too pushy then I start questioning..

    like bigguns said..not worth gettin fvcked by a few small orders.

    Besides, I prefer cherry flavor anyway

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    ^^^keep this one at the top^^^

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    Carlos, did you change the title? That's funny as hell
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    carlos is in a funny mood..... older, hairy ,wrinkled

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    Bump..hell got to with a title change like that

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    who the fk would ask the cleaner for juice,they are cops or managment plants dont even think about it.

    but hey can u get me some deca while ur there

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    lol..I thought you were saying that you were INTO older guys this is much different

    A bunch of dudes asking you for aas sounds fishy..if they are too pushy then I start questioning..

    like bigguns said..not worth gettin fvcked by a few small orders.

    Besides, I prefer cherry flavor anyway
    HEY CHEST DID YOU SAY DUDES ASKING FOR AAS OR A** LOL YEAH THAT SOUNDS FISHY.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by scaramouche
    who the fk would ask the cleaner for juice,they are cops or managment plants dont even think about it.

    but hey can u get me some deca while ur there

    no asking for sources!


    i did wonder about the thread title, nice one carlos

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALPHAMALE77
    HEY CHEST DID YOU SAY DUDES ASKING FOR AAS OR A** LOL YEAH THAT SOUNDS FISHY.....
    Yep..the old wrinkly guys ask me for ass all the time...I had to decline

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    Thanks for fixin the title for me.LOL

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    I aked the ones i saw today if they were cops and they said no, they wernty wearin wires either

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Im really going to do this and i will let you know how it goes.I will be freaked if one of them is a cop
    Your takin a big risk to make a couple of bucks, If you sold the guy some shit you dont even make enough money to go to dinner...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    I aked the ones i saw today if they were cops and they said no, they wernty wearin wires either
    Cops dont use wires for such a small amount Its called direct sale were its his word against your word TRUST me This I know.

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    ^^^Oh man, old men first now hairy old guys. Body hair is NASTY!!^^^

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

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    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    ^ Yeah i sure love old balls.ROFL
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    HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO....nice touch carlos

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    You know what I say to stupid ****s who have the nerve to ask shit like this if they dont know me too well???

    Idiot:"Hey dude, can you get me juice"

    Me:"U mean steroids ?"

    Idiot:"Yea"

    Me:"Im a cop, turn the **** around and put your hands up"

    Idiot:the look on the face is priceless

    Me: "Not really....but **** OFF"

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    ^^^Come on Schmidty, stale tea bags??You got problems!!^^^

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html


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    LOl @ the second title change

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    Tell them to go the internet and that is where everybody else gets it. Other than that, I wouldn't delve to much further into the issue because once you deal them juice one time, you will be their dealer for life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    ^^^Come on Schmidty, stale tea bags??You got problems!!^^^



    Tea Bags ... thats classic


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    Schmidty, you should be ashamed of yourself!!!!!!!!!

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    I have never been owned so bad in 1 thread.sigh lol

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    "I like older guy's wrinkled nuts"

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