Crazy

**firmechicano831** · 02-16-2008, 02:23 PM

To everyone that knows my story. Well I had a post a while back about my girl friend and dating this hot girl on the side. She actually is my co-worker, so things between me and her have been going down since I didn't want to be her boyfriend. So yesterday, me and her go meet up with some co-workers at a bar. After about three drinks she tells me that we can't have sex or kiss anymore because she's seeing someone now. She told me I hurt her feelings alot and she wouldn't be able to give me a second chance in the future. So at about 1am after to many drinks I drive her back home, before I drop her off I start kissing her and she invites me in her bedroom. So we start hitting it hard and she's telling me to cu.. when her current guy friend that she likes shows up. lol Her room is right next to the door of the house with a window so I'm sure he could see me or her. He then starts pounding on the door like hes getting ready to knock it down. I get up and tell her if she wants me to hit him up or knock him out and she says no. So I went back to bed and she did too until he left. So now shes bummed because she thinks he saw us hitting it and I guess she really likes him. Shes now not returning my calls or text. Any of u guys ever get caught?

**Pooks** · 02-16-2008, 02:25 PM

LOL thats awesome... congrats bro!

**firmechicano831** · 02-16-2008, 02:31 PM

Thanks man, I just thought he was going to knock down the fuc...en door down. He must of heard her say my name. lol

**LawMan018** · 02-16-2008, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by firmechicano831

To everyone that knows my story. Well I had a post a while back about my girl friend and dating this hot girl on the side. She actually is my co-worker, so things between me and her have been going down since I didn't want to be her boyfriend. So yesterday, me and her go meet up with some co-workers at a bar. After about three drinks she tells me that we can't have sex or kiss anymore because she's seeing someone now. She told me I hurt her feelings alot and she wouldn't be able to give me a second chance in the future. So at about 1am after to many drinks I drive her back home, before I drop her off I start kissing her and she invites me in her bedroom. So we start hitting it hard and she's telling me to cu.. when her current guy friend that she likes shows up. lol Her room is right next to the door of the house with a window so I'm sure he could see me or her. He then starts pounding on the door like hes getting ready to knock it down. I get up and tell her if she wants me to hit him up or knock him out and she says no. So I went back to bed and she did too until he left. So now shes bummed because she thinks he saw us hitting it and I guess she really likes him. Shes now not returning my calls or text. Any of u guys ever get caught?

Never been caught, but had my dad walk in on one of my exes and I one time.... quite an awkward moment for me...

**Chitown Raider** · 02-16-2008, 03:28 PM

That's funny man. I came close a couple of times to getting caught.

**AaronJM1984** · 02-16-2008, 03:38 PM

I was at this graduation party back when I was 18, this hot girl I knew and her boyfriend were there, anyways, their was this shed looking thing, but it was like redone, had a tv carpet and a sofa etc...So this girls boyfriend leaves to go buy beer, this hot girl has had a crush on me for awhile but I never try to move in on another mans chcik, but...I had a few beers and said "F it"

So I'm getting this girl from behind in the shed, without knowing the whole party was crowded around watching through the windows. Suddenly her boyfriend gets back to the party and starts trying to kick the door in. The chick told me to keep going, but my conscious started to kick in, especially cuz he could see me gettin his girl doggystyle. I got dressed and came out, he's a little dude so he didn't try to fight me or anything. The girl comes out and is all like "what the hell is your problem, we were just talking" LOL what a hoe!

**firmechicano831** · 02-16-2008, 03:48 PM

Aaron I loved ur story. lol

What a Hoe!

**Chitown Raider** · 02-16-2008, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by AaronJM1984

I was at this graduation party back when I was 18, this hot girl I knew and her boyfriend were there, anyways, their was this shed looking thing, but it was like redone, had a tv carpet and a sofa etc...So this girls boyfriend leaves to go buy beer, this hot girl has had a crush on me for awhile but I never try to move in on another mans chcik, but...I had a few beers and said "F it"

So I'm getting this girl from behind in the shed, without knowing the whole party was crowded around watching through the windows. Suddenly her boyfriend gets back to the party and starts trying to kick the door in. The chick told me to keep going, but my conscious started to kick in, especially cuz he could see me gettin his girl doggystyle. I got dressed and came out, he's a little dude so he didn't try to fight me or anything. The girl comes out and is all like "what the hell is your problem, we were just talking" LOL what a hoe!

Just talking.....

**Schmidty** · 02-16-2008, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by AaronJM1984

I was at this graduation party back when I was 18, this hot girl I knew and her boyfriend were there, anyways, their was this shed looking thing, but it was like redone, had a tv carpet and a sofa etc...So this girls boyfriend leaves to go buy beer, this hot girl has had a crush on me for awhile but I never try to move in on another mans chcik, but...I had a few beers and said "F it"

So I'm getting this girl from behind in the shed, without knowing the whole party was crowded around watching through the windows. Suddenly her boyfriend gets back to the party and starts trying to kick the door in. The chick told me to keep going, but my conscious started to kick in, especially cuz he could see me gettin his girl doggystyle. I got dressed and came out, he's a little dude so he didn't try to fight me or anything. The girl comes out and is all like "what the hell is your problem, we were just talking" LOL what a hoe!

OMG! THats fvckn awsome. as long as it aint happening2me ya no

**AaronJM1984** · 02-16-2008, 05:28 PM

I've had some shit like that happen to me, kinda felt for the guy, not enough to not bang his girl I guess. She was one of those really hot girls that could never get enough attention, always gettin drunk and screwin someone, just glad I hit it before she got into the double digits.

**AaronJM1984** · 02-16-2008, 05:33 PM

I got another good one...I'm only 23 and my ex-girlfriend is 37, she loved to party, after a long night of drinking and Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts. we sneak off from the party (like 10 people at her condo)

Whenever we'd do Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts., she'd let me do her in the ass cuz I could never totally get it up due to the Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts., so it didn't hurt her. So I'm drunk as hell can't concentrate, finally finish after like 20 min, everyone starts knocking on the door and make obnoxious sounds and jokes. Finally we call it quits. She gets dressed and leaves the room, I try to do the same, jump off the bed and crash. I had been on my knees behind her for so long that my legs were asleep, but too messed up to realize it. All of my body weight came down on the side of my ankle, heard a loud pop, worse pain ever. Went to the hospital a day later, turns out it was only a sprain, got crutches 20 lortabs and 2 weeks off of work.

Glad I don't do Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts. or drink anymore, she was too much to keep up with, although I think she's clean now.

She was hot too, 3 kids, recently divorced, her oldest son was 4 years younger than me, LOL.

**Panzerfaust** · 02-16-2008, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by LawMan018

Never been caught, but had my dad walk in on one of my exes and I one time.... quite an awkward moment for me...

I'm sure he was more shocked that it was a man you were with.

**Panzerfaust** · 02-16-2008, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by AaronJM1984

I got another good one...I'm only 23 and my ex-girlfriend is 37, she loved to party, after a long night of drinking and Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts. we sneak off from the party (like 10 people at her condo)

Whenever we'd do Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts., she'd let me do her in the ass cuz I could never totally get it up due to the Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts., so it didn't hurt her. So I'm drunk as hell can't concentrate, finally finish after like 20 min, everyone starts knocking on the door and make obnoxious sounds and jokes. Finally we call it quits. She gets dressed and leaves the room, I try to do the same, jump off the bed and crash. I had been on my knees behind her for so long that my legs were asleep, but too messed up to realize it. All of my body weight came down on the side of my ankle, heard a loud pop, worse pain ever. Went to the hospital a day later, turns out it was only a sprain, got crutches 20 lortabs and 2 weeks off of work.

Glad I don't do Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts. or drink anymore, she was too much to keep up with, although I think she's clean now.

She was hot too, 3 kids, recently divorced, her oldest son was 4 years younger than me, LOL.

No recreational drug talk!

Please edit your post.

***El Diablo*** · 02-17-2008, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by firmechicano831

Thanks man, I just thought he was going to knock down the fuc...en door down. He must of heard her say my name. lol

hhhhahahahahh .. Thats some funny shit irmechicano831

... I would have kicked his head in for the f*ck of it..

***G-1000*** · 02-17-2008, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

I'm sure he was more shocked that it was a man you were with.

**Chitown Raider** · 02-17-2008, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

I'm sure he was more shocked that it was a man you were with.

**AaronJM1984** · 02-17-2008, 02:16 PM

I won't mention it, however don't you think you're being a bit sensitive. I wasn't asking/necessarily talking about them, just mentioned them, wasn't even a main point of the story. People say stuff all the time about not having an appetite so they smoke M******a to get hungry.

**TheArtist** · 02-17-2008, 05:02 PM

i got caught by the cops once... i used to live way out in the country, and me and my girl found a little dirt road down by the river. I drive my truck down in there and we do our thing,with the windows down, cuz it's a hot summer night... and as soon as we finish and sit up, there's a cop shining a light right in my face. haha
he's like "son, this isn't the time or the place for that, there's a lotta people up here doin' drugs and shit, now get lost" i don't even put my clothes on... i just put it in gear leave. i get almost to town before i pull over to put my clothes back on.

**firmechicano831** · 02-17-2008, 11:48 PM

lol. At least you got to finish. I didn"t.

**d smooth** · 02-18-2008, 12:24 AM

thats some funny sh.. i need to hang with yall

**Schmidty** · 02-18-2008, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by TheArtist

i got caught by the cops once... i used to live way out in the country, and me and my girl found a little dirt road down by the river. I drive my truck down in there and we do our thing,with the windows down, cuz it's a hot summer night... and as soon as we finish and sit up, there's a cop shining a light right in my face. haha
he's like "son, this isn't the time or the place for that, there's a lotta people up here doin' drugs and shit, now get lost" i don't even put my clothes on... i just put it in gear leave. i get almost to town before i pull over to put my clothes back on.

I got caught by a cop. Hittn it from behind, he walks up n talk2us4awile. Total cock block, but it coulda been worse

**Oki-Des** · 02-18-2008, 08:30 PM

One night this girl was at my house watching a movie with my buddy and me. She was serious with that other guy, and she just started to like me. While watching the movie someone was banging at my front door. I checked the monitor I had hooked up to the television and saw that it was her boyfriend. Neither of us thought he knew anything about us therefore we were surprised to see him there. We were not doing anything, but there was no reason for her to be there and he still would have been mad. In any event, my buddy said he would answer the door. We assumed he would say that she was not at my house. But, when the guy asked if his girlfriend was there, my buddy said "Yes, but what the f**k are you going to do about it?" He didnt do anything and just left, but the girl was a bit pissed for not lying. I thought it was pretty funny.

**TheArtist** · 02-18-2008, 11:34 PM

that's great man. i actually lol'd

**Chitown Raider** · 02-19-2008, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by Oki-Des

One night this girl was at my house watching a movie with my buddy and me. She was serious with that other guy, and she just started to like me. While watching the movie someone was banging at my front door. I checked the monitor I had hooked up to the television and saw that it was her boyfriend. Neither of us thought he knew anything about us therefore we were surprised to see him there. We were not doing anything, but there was no reason for her to be there and he still would have been mad. In any event, my buddy said he would answer the door. We assumed he would say that she was not at my house. But, when the guy asked if his girlfriend was there, my buddy said "Yes, but what the f**k are you going to do about it?" He didnt do anything and just left, but the girl was a bit pissed for not lying. I thought it was pretty funny.

If some bozo has the balls to come to your house and ask if HIS girlfriend is there one must set him straight.

**sphincter** · 02-19-2008, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Chitown Raider

If some bozo has the balls to come to your house and ask if HIS girlfriend is there one must set him straight.

+1.. My wife knows if she ever goes outside the relationship (for another man) then she had better like him and he better be able to provide better than me as she will crertainly not be coming back. She recently has been "getting in touch with her feminine side" and we're looking for another chick but that's a whole 'nother story!!

If dude came to me looking for "his" chick he has some serious issues. 1) it obviously ain't his chick and 2) I didn't care.. if she was with me then that's his problem as she's the one cheating and I won't feel bad about her indiscretions.. I'd break him off for coming at me like that.. Of course, this was before I got married as I am infatuated with my wife

more to the point, wife and I (GF at the time) were in a park in Palos Verdes, CA (nice area) and were doing the nasty; finished up and pulled up clothes and were runing out of park while I was still buttoning up my shirt... rounded a corner and there's like 4 old people walking down the trail towards us. I think they saw us or knew what we were up to because BOOOY did we get some dirty looks!!

this weekend we stayed in a B&B in Ferndale, CA (Victorian-style village) and our small room had a balcony facing the street. the place was DEAD so we had some fun on the balcony; and YES there were passers-by but it was dark so they only heard us!!! Breakfast that next morning was a little awkward as we were the only young couple there and SOMEONE had to have heard us!!

**gixxerboy1** · 02-19-2008, 05:35 PM

Me and a gf were living together. We broke up and she finally moved out. The first night with out her i went to a bar and meet some girl. She came home with me and my ex was sitting in the parking lot spying. My ex was banging on the door for a half hour calling me and this other girl every name in the book. Turns out the 2 had mutal friends and became friends. My phone would ring and i would see it was the new girl on the caller ID. And answer and it would be my ex. They were hanging out together, that was fun