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  1. 10-22-2002, 10:00 PM #1
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    Talking my dick got cut!

    Hey fellas,
    it's been a while since i've been back on this forum. It's nice to be here again. Anywayz, i took a girl home a couple of nights ago and we did out bizness. I went home with a severe pain on my little soldier. I thought it was just post sex pains but this time it was SEVERE. I checked it out in the bathroom and there is a "fingernail" like cut on the top of the head. It hurts like hell. I figured I must have gotten it when she was yanking the yang. Anyone else experience any other or the same kind of battle wounds???

    Again, it's nice to be back...
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  2. 10-22-2002, 11:41 PM #2
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    yea bro, that's happened to me a bunch of times- sucks doesn't it???
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  3. 10-22-2002, 11:43 PM #3
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    OK, just trying to make you feel better. Seriously though, fingernails are dirty, you should be putting stuff on your "wound" daily to avoid any chance of infection.
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  4. 10-22-2002, 11:48 PM #4
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    LMAO - Dude I had the same thing once! I called up a hospital hotline freakin' out thinkin' I had gotten an STD. I was describing the shit to detail. They could not figure out exactly what it was and I was told to get to the doc as soon as possible. Me nor my girl new what the f' it was... and then it dawned on us and she was instructed to play nice with my BIG soldier from then on... and be careful with the nails!

    Man - was that a trip...
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  5. 10-23-2002, 07:14 AM #5
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    Hey Fooboy......you sure it was nails and not her braces ?? I hear you like to go after them youngins..... Just playin with ya....
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  6. 10-23-2002, 08:59 AM #6
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    combine TEST & VIAGRA! You can go on for hours! That shit left me raw as hell on both sides of my DI%K. I was raw for about 2 days. Never been cut on the head though!
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  7. 10-23-2002, 10:19 AM #7
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    Hmm ive never gotten hurt while doing a girl...just some back pain.

    However i did get caught with my penis in my flyer one time, i had been to the bathroom and closed the flye to quick...lets just say i use button jeans now hehe!
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  8. 10-23-2002, 10:27 AM #8
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    Originally posted by palme
    However i did get caught with my penis in my flyer one time, i had been to the bathroom and closed the flye to quick...lets just say i use button jeans now hehe!
    franks & beans !!!!! he was masturbating !!!
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  9. 10-23-2002, 10:29 AM #9
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    Originally posted by KeyMastur


    franks & beans !!!!! he was masturbating !!!
    LOL no i wasnt!!
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  10. 10-23-2002, 10:30 AM #10
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    haha, that sucks man!
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    OUCH!!! Dude by some neopsporim and put your soldier in AWOL status until healage!!!
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    you sure the gals name wasnt Loraina Bobit?
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    Dude you need to stop stickin your dick in the Salad Shooter....either that or you need to tell your dog to use more tongue and less teeth....j/k...shit sucks bro...sorry to hear it!
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    not with finger nails, but i got a couple of teeth marks. never again will i get a b***job while driving. it might be appealing ,but i've learned my lesson. ouch caught in the fly sucks i did that at a White Zombie concert when i was smashed that sucks.
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    Originally posted by Butch
    Dude you need to stop stickin your dick in the Salad Shooter....either that or you need to tell your dog to use more tongue and less teeth....j/k...shit sucks bro...sorry to hear it!
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    Originally posted by KeyMastur
    Hey Fooboy......you sure it was nails and not her braces ?? I hear you like to go after them youngins..... Just playin with ya....
    HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO CLOCKWORKS!!!!!! damn
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  17. 10-23-2002, 10:36 PM #17
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    Well, thanx for your support and condolences, fellas. Just for everyone's info, i have been delicately putting neosporin on the little fooby and refrained from watching anything remotely connected with pornography. But Imma really really need the little soldier this weekend so wish me luck (for actual, not virtual ). Yes gentlemen, the General is going out onto the battlefield once again!

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