how many...?

**joanna** · 11-24-2002, 01:24 AM

OK, weird question, I know, but does anyone know how many calories and grams of protein are in a 'shot of sperm'? Seeing that I get a daily dose of it, I want to make sure I don't get too many calories in...lol

Thanks for your feedback.

**Warrior** · 11-24-2002, 01:30 AM

Whooooaaa Joanna - that is a dangerous question with the amount of testosterone floating around.

But a good one!

LMFAO!!

**joanna** · 11-24-2002, 01:36 AM

well, I don't think I've seen anything posted on the above subject, so here I am asking away. I hope I'm not crossing any lines here

**Deadend** · 11-24-2002, 02:11 AM

you have the luckiest man in the world, whoever he is

**joanna** · 11-24-2002, 02:13 AM

Thank you, he keeps on telling me I'm kinky, yeah, whatever...hehe

**Aragorn** · 11-24-2002, 03:59 AM

Damn

Aragorn

**palme** · 11-24-2002, 05:18 AM

I have a question for you. You ever get any acne?

**Iron horse** · 11-24-2002, 06:00 AM

I've heard its calorie packed, Im guessing there'd be mostly protien/fats and a smaller amount of carbs?????

**joanna** · 11-24-2002, 10:35 AM

NO, no acne, I believe that sperm is actually very good for your skin, because of the pure protein content...lol...it's true

**sicilian40** · 11-24-2002, 10:43 AM

Holy crap, and i thought guys talk about wierd things....lol

**ripped4fsu** · 11-25-2002, 04:35 PM

**RoNNy THe BuLL** · 11-25-2002, 04:41 PM

I heard once that the amount of sperm released can be replaced by a handful of NUTS....peanuts that is.

**jeffylyte** · 11-25-2002, 04:45 PM

now, to answer this question we need to know a few facts. afterall, the absorption profile is different depending on whether it is oral, transdermal, mucosal (eye or nose), vaginal or anal suppository.

its just a matter of info

**primodonna** · 11-26-2002, 11:30 AM

I believe that an average sized gulp of sperm has approximately 4g of protein, no fat and no carbs...so the answer is 16 calories

Now, average to you may not be average to someone else. If you can handle a good beer bong, then your numbers would, of course, be higher than the average

Regardless, I think you need to up your dose to 4 times per day

**Warrior** · 11-26-2002, 12:16 PM

Geeeez... woman should be so lucky! 4 grams of Grade A, high BV human protein!

LMFAO!!

BTW, Can guys expect the same nutritional return? Shit... some woman produce a lot! But then again... it's how well the braddah works it too

**silverfox** · 11-26-2002, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by primodonna
I believe that an average sized gulp of sperm has approximately 4g of protein, no fat and no carbs...so the answer is 16 calories

Now, average to you may not be average to someone else. If you can handle a good beer bong, then your numbers would, of course, be higher than the average

Regardless, I think you need to up your dose to 4 times per day

LMFAO!!!!!!!

**Mike62200** · 11-26-2002, 01:06 PM

I havent laughed this hard since Victorian Guys last post

**joanna** · 11-27-2002, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by jeffylyte
now, to answer this question we need to know a few facts. afterall, the absorption profile is different depending on whether it is oral, transdermal, mucosal (eye or nose), vaginal or anal suppository.

its just a matter of info

LOL....I guess I set myself up for it, didn't I?...lol Anywy, to answer your question, that would be orally (naturally), as any other way would have no significance on intestinal absorbtion, thus number of calories and grams of protein would not come to question..hehe