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    Light Humour

    BMW Engineer


    An engineer, of the BMW Corporation died and went to heaven.
    At the gates, St. Peter told him,

    "Since you've been such a good man and your motor vehicles have
    changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone
    you want in Heaven".

    The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
    hang out with God."
    St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
    He then asked God,
    "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
    God said, "Ah, yes."
    "Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some
    major design flaws in your invention.

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,
    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God," hold on."
    God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words
    and waited for the results.
    The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the
    engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
    invention than yours."


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    ROFLMAO!!!! GREAT SHIT MAN!

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    LOL funny shit BB

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