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  1. 05-06-2011, 12:47 AM #1
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    Bin Laden jokes

    Lets hear em....

    I'll get theball rolling........

    What does Kate Middleton and Osama have in common? Last Sunday they both had their back doors smashed in then got shot in the face by a bloke in the navy.

    Man walks into the pub and asked the barman if they serve the Osama Whisky, the Barman says "whats that?" the man replys "2 shots and a splash of water"

    There was an old man named Osama,
    Who caused the Yanks some drama.
    hey spotted his head,
    Shot the **** dead
    And that is what we call Karma.

    Had a new coffee in Rome today called the "Osama Bin Latte" Has white fluffy head and double shot.


    After Shooting Bin Laden the CIA has focused their attention in (insert shiitty town here) So far they have found Bin Bludging, Bin stealing, Bin Boozn, Bin Dealin, Bi shootin There appears to be no sign of Bin Workin.
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  4. 05-06-2011, 11:05 AM #4
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    An anagram of osama bin laden

    lob da man in sea

    Pakistan may be classed as a 3rd world country but they still take the bins out on sundays

    Bet bin ladens mrs regretting filling in that census form
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    Click on the red button in this link: http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot
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    talk abbottabad place to hide
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    was a bank holiday in the UK, the bin was still taken out......
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    haha, class!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Don't try and steal my thunder biotch

    Repost:

    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...den-Dead/page6
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Don't try and steal my thunder biotch

    Repost:

    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...den-Dead/page6
    Dammit I saw it on break.com the other day and just decided to post it yesterday lol. I haven't been back in the dead thread. We'll just say great minds think alike....
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Dammit I saw it on break.com the other day and just decided to post it yesterday lol. I haven't been back in the dead thread. We'll just say great minds think alike....
    There seems to be a pattern from you stealing my post. Next time you do it I am going to edit your nickname to read "Reposter."
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    There seems to be a pattern from you stealing my post. Next time you do it I am going to edit your nickname to read "Reposter."
    Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!
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    hahaha this is an old one but great..

    Osama Bin Laden went to heaven and saw George Washington who kicked him in the nuts, then Ben Franklin who punched him in the face, followed by James Madison who kicked him in the stomach and stomped him on the face.. followed by many many other classic american heroes..

    Finally in a bloody mess God came to him. As he laid there bleeding, he said "God I don't get it, i thought i was supposed to get 77 virgins when i went to heaven for being a Martyr??" God replied.. "no you damn idiot.. I said 77 Virginians"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
    hahaha this is an old one but great..

    Osama Bin Laden went to heaven and saw George Washington who kicked him in the nuts, then Ben Franklin who punched him in the face, followed by James Madison who kicked him in the stomach and stomped him on the face.. followed by many many other classic american heroes..

    Finally in a bloody mess God came to him. As he laid there bleeding, he said "God I don't get it, i thought i was supposed to get 77 virgins when i went to heaven for being a Martyr??" God replied.. "no you damn idiot.. I said 77 Virginians"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    you jellin??
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    Bin Laden was found dead next to a baby sheep.

    Apparantly, it was 'is lamb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    This is awesome!
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