Enlarged Shlong?

**hung-solo** · 01-14-2005, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

it is in fact a myth

yeah he tried and he shrunk hahahahahaha.. now he cant use it as a kick stand anymore hahahaha

**MaNofSteeL** · 01-14-2005, 10:04 AM

I have 2 tubes of Andractim but i have no idea how to use them...

**Honest Abe** · 01-14-2005, 03:05 PM

i started wacking off with testostrone cream, i heard thats how barry bonds applied it. and know my penis is twice as long as it was before. equalling a grand total of 4 inches. I couldn't be happier. i suggest every try it. lol j/k .....

mmmmm....but wait, what if you used test cream as lube when you had sex? I wonder if it would make your girl horney as hell???? seriously, what if????

**MaNofSteeL** · 01-14-2005, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Honest Abe

i started wacking off with testostrone cream, i heard thats how barry bonds applied it. and know my penis is twice as long as it was before. equalling a grand total of 4 inches. I couldn't be happier. i suggest every try it. lol j/k .....

mmmmm....but wait, what if you used test cream as lube when you had sex? I wonder if it would make your girl horney as hell???? seriously, what if????

What the..

**MrMan** · 01-14-2005, 05:08 PM

I have been having problems with my irrectile functions since i've been on my cycle. I have been taking Deca 300 for about 2 months now and it doesnt get better only worse no matter what I do! A guy at the gym said it was called Deca Dick, b.c of the nerves in my penis. what can i take?

**-2z-** · 01-14-2005, 06:14 PM

I don't know about that, but I used to shoot prop into the back of my skull and now I can't find a hat that fits.

**ace ventura** · 01-15-2005, 02:43 AM

Originally Posted by MrMan

I have been having problems with my irrectile functions since i've been on my cycle. I have been taking Deca 300 for about 2 months now and it doesnt get better only worse no matter what I do! A guy at the gym said it was called Deca Dick, b.c of the nerves in my penis. what can i take?

You can do a search on "deca dick". You should have run test with deca to avoid this problem. If you do, the test dose should be higher than deca (at least 100 mg). When you go off cycle stop deca one week before test (because of half life). Start PCT two weeks after last shot of test enanthade/cypionate to get your natural test production back to normal. You can use clomid.

This is probably too late now. I don't know how you get rid of deca dick.. Will tribulus or tongkat ali be helpfull to this?

**jasonvershaw** · 01-15-2005, 04:15 AM

Don't know about aas, but there was a guy in the newspaper years ago who injected coke into his dick. He supposedly got a hard on for 48hours and then got gang green and had to have it amputated....

F**k sticking a pin in your cock!

**Picky** · 09-20-2012, 05:42 AM

That's a horrible story. Actually feel bad for him even though he was an idiot.

**Bigshotvictoria** · 09-20-2012, 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

it is in fact a myth

But if you inject directly into your testes you will grow to 7 feet, 400lbs, and shoot lasers from your eyes.

**stpete** · 09-20-2012, 06:47 AM

C'mon guys.

**magic32** · 09-20-2012, 07:31 AM

Use Synthol!

**HereinDC** · 09-20-2012, 10:12 AM

LOL
Good grief.
Anyway...
It's not the size of the wand, it's the magician behind it.

**DanB** · 09-20-2012, 10:17 AM

8 year old thread

What im wondering is how he even found a thread this old

I think you on the wrong type of forum mate bahahaha

**boloyueng34** · 09-20-2012, 12:38 PM

im in sales and I once met a older gentleman that told me there's a shot you administer to the head of penis and instantly makes it hard. this was a couple years back not sure if its true or not, but he was with a younger chick.

**boloyueng34** · 09-20-2012, 12:42 PM

I also heard a story of Mick Jagger I believe getting bees to sting his shlong.

**Times Roman** · 09-20-2012, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by boloyueng34

im in sales and I once met a older gentleman that told me there's a shot you administer to the head of penis and instantly makes it hard. this was a couple years back not sure if its true or not, but he was with a younger chick.

Originally Posted by boloyueng34

I also heard a story of Mick Jagger I believe getting bees to sting his shlong.

can we please keep these type of discussions confined to the lounge? this discussion has nothing to do with anabolic steroids ..........

Thanks
---Roman

**Bigshotvictoria** · 09-20-2012, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by jasonvershaw

Don't know about aas, but there was a guy in the newspaper years ago who injected coke into his dick. He supposedly got a hard on for 48hours and then got gang green and had to have it amputated....

F**k sticking a pin in your cock!

Injecting into the cock is actually a lot more common place than you'd think. When all the other veins have collapsed, and they need a fix... It's actually quite heart wrenching to see people get to that point, and there's very littleHelp for them

**Bigshotvictoria** · 09-20-2012, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

can we please keep these type of discussions confined to the lounge? this discussion has nothing to do with anabolic steroids ..........

Thanks
---Roman

Sorry Roman, didn't see your post before I hit enter.